Your Modern Republican Party

It's important to remind the press that it's not just the wacky tea party Republicans who are saying ridiculous things. The establishment Republicans are equally as apeshit. Jim DeMint, for instance:

DeMint said if someone is openly homosexual, they shouldn't be teaching in the classroom and he holds the same position on an unmarried woman who's sleeping with her boyfriend — she shouldn't be in the classroom.

Okay, senator, how exactly do you intend to enforce that? You know, in a "small government" America. Oh, I get it. DeMint prefers a government small enough to fit into your bedroom.