The Media

Anderson Cooper Eats Mexican

I had lunch today at a Mexican restaurant called Hell's Kitchen on 9th Ave near 46th Street today and Anderson Cooper happened to be eating lunch about two tables away.

I was tempted to interrogate him about the YouTube debate -- until he suddenly exploded into a psychotic rage and flogged some "insufferable hipsters" with a barstool. He kept screaming, "They'll find your corpses... in the FUCKING... RIVER! Arrrrr!"

The part about Anderson Cooper eating at the Mexican restaurant is true.

The drunken rage part is not.