Election 2014 Wingnuts

Another Deranged Republican Campaign Ad [Video]

Bob Quast threatened to blow your balls off, Matt Rosendale pledged to shoot down government drones, and Beau McCoy took a swing at a President Obama bobblehead.

John Stone (R-GA) has one-upped all of them with a pledge to “stand up to Obama” with his cannon if need be.

My forefather used a cannon like this to fight the British in Savannah and win us a constitution. As the only licensed firearms dealer in America running for Congress, I’m willing to do the same if we have to.

The message is clear — vote for John Stone or we may have to listen to piccolos while Republicans cosplay as revolutionaries.

Unless my memory of middle school history is flawed, the constitution was actually adopted several years after the American Revolutionary War against the British ended.