Conspiracy Theory Immigration

Another Theory From Steve King and Steve Stockman


WorldNetDaily believes undocumented children will be used to provoke an uprising, but secret border control agent Steve “Calves the Size of Cantaloupes” King and Steve “If Babies Had Guns” Stockman have another theory.

Republican congressmen Steve King and Steve Stockman chatted with the far-right website WorldNetDaily yesterday, where they praised Eric Cantor’s GOP primary defeat and blamed President Obama for an increase in border crossings by young people, mainly from Central America.

King and Stockman agreed that Obama is using “a Cloward-Piven maneuver” to “flood” the country with immigrants in order to increase the share of the Democratic vote, particularly in Texas.

Again, the president’s deviousness is unparalleled.

He either fostered violence in other countries to incite a revolution here at home, or he did so to increase the number of Democratic voters sometime in the next 10 to 20 years when the undocumented children have become citizens and are old enough to vote.

Moreover, King and Stockman assert that the president is employing a “Cloward-Piven maneuver” which is to say that he hopes to usher in a new era of socialism by collapsing the current system. And when I say current what I mean is current sometime in the next decade or two when the kids can vote.

This all-scheming, all-usurping president clearly has the gift of foresight and untold cunning.

It’s just too bad this supervillain president doesn’t exist because we could use some of that conspiratorial mojo to circumvent unprecedented Republican obstruction.