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Author - Bob Cesca
Armed March on Washington Canceled
Why? Because the organizer has decided that marching into Washington while packing firearms might not be a good idea — especially when you can go bigger and try to secede from the United States...
Quote of the Morning
“What good is it to save the planet if humanity suffers?” Exxon-Mobil CEO Rex Tillerson I don’t even know what to do with that. Who needs a planet? We don’t. Especially if it...
Michele Bachmann is Crazy
My Thursday column: In politics, it’s often difficult to know whether someone is crazy or just behaving in a crazy way for career and financial reward. Are they crazy or are they deliberately...
Morning Awesome
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Worst Persons in the World
Walmart for this: Wal-Mart Stores Inc. pleaded guilty on Tuesday to charges the company dumped hazardous waste in California. Wal-Mart entered the plea in federal court in San Francisco to...
They’re Making Another ‘Killing Kennedy’ Movie?
There was already a documentary based on Bill O’Reilly’s Killing Kennedy book, but they’re also making a dramatic made-for-TV movie about the assassination — presumably since...
And It Just Keeps Happening
A gun in a kid’s backpack discharged, and no one was hurt but… there was a gun in a kid’s backpack and it discharged in a school. Officials with Minneapolis Public Schools confirm...
Should U.S. Forts Be Named After Confederate Traitors?
I don’t think anything should be named after Confederates, especially when the same people who lionize the Confederacy also refused to allow a Muslim community center to be built near Ground...
Glenn Beck Exposes Conspiracy to Falsely Label Him a Conspiracy Theorist
My Wednesday column: One of our favorite people to annihilate in the pages of The Daily Banter is Alex Jones. But there’s one thing I’d offer up as a compliment: at least Alex Jones is...
Morning Awesome
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Ohio School District Attempting to Teach Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theories
Yes. Really. The American Civil Liberties Union of Ohio is challenging an Ohio school district for considering a “controversial issues policy” that would require teachers to encourage...
Quote of the Morning
“Best wishes to @SenJohnMcCain in Syria today. If he doesn’t make it back calling dibs on his office.” Lindsey Graham via Twitter Jesus. Graham better hope McCain returns in one...
What Bob Dole Said
When the man’s right he’s right. On Fox News Sunday: “Could people like Bob Dole, even Ronald Reagan, could you make it in today’s Republican party?” Wallace asked...
Rand Paul’s Befuddled, Confused Position on Drones Becomes More Befuddled, Confused
My Tuesday column begins like so: Here’s a challenge for your Republican friends. Ask them to describe Rand Paul’s position on drones. After all, he’s likely to be on their...
Morning Awesome
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Civil War Soldiers Were Real People
In honor of Memorial Day, here are some of my favorite photographs from the Civil War. Predictably, they’re all Union soldiers (I can’t bring myself to honor Confederates today) and the...
That Thing About the Pope Being Infallible?
Apparently not. The Vatican actually corrected something he said about atheists. After Pope Francis told the world even atheists can go to heaven, the Vatican issued a correction: Atheists are still...
Worst Person in the World
Alex Jones is not only a crackpot carnival barker who exploits the paranoid schizophrenia of his audience, but he’s also a raging bigot/homophobe as evidenced by this rant about Rachel Maddow...
Morning Awesome
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