This is 100 percent real: Newt Gingrich bitten by a penguin The Republican presidential candidate is sporting a small bandage on his finger after getting nipped by a small penguin during his tour of...
Author - Bob Cesca
Election Pollgasm
Greg Sargent: CNN has Obama leading Romney by 52-43 among registered voters; Gallup’s daily tracking debut has Romney by 47-45; Reuters has Obama ahead, 47-43. Translation? I have no idea, but here's...
Best Person in the World
Bob Beckel, a frequent Democratic guest on Hannity and co-host of Fox News Channel's "The Five", screamed out "you don't know what the fuck you're talking about" on Hannity's show last night. Live...
Here Comes Herman Cain's "Army of Davids"
About a month ago, Herman Cain announced (in a shockingly self-satirical video) his intention to form an "Army of Davids" to fight various Goliaths who oppose his ridiculous 9-9-9 plan (yes, he's...
Morning Awesome
Washed Out - "Eyes Be Closed"
You Won't Believe What Rick Santorum Has Done Now
I'm not making this up. Rick Santorum signed up his daughter, Bella, for a lifetime membership in the NRA. She's three-years-old. Yes, it's never too early to get your kids on board with a radical...
Mitt Romney Goes Full Ron Paul
When did Republican politics include the ridiculous notion of eliminating cabinet level departments and agencies? Romney wants to eliminate "a lot" apparently. In a closed-door speech to donors at a...
Quote of the Morning
"What we want is women to be able to make their own choices [...] We want women to make their own choices in healthcare. You see that’s the lie that happens under Obamacare. The President of the...
Morning Awesome
Jack White - "Sixteen Saltines"
Creepy Robot of the Day
Every new herky-jerky DARPA robot is creepier than the one before it. PETMAN, a humanoid robot built in 2011 for the Department of Defense's Advanced Research Project Agency (DARPA), has been...
It's Tax Day and You Know What That Means
The conservative freakout over the president's tax return has begun. Drudge and the National Journal are screeching over the president NOT qualifying for the Buffett Rule because he only made around...
Super Stupid
Megyn Kelly's stupidity is boundless.
Palin Versus Ailes! Fight!
Roger Ailes: "Sarah Palin had no chance to be president." Palin's response: "I wonder if he is aware that the same thing was said about me when I ran for city council, mayor, and eventually governor...
Morning Awesome
Rush - "La Villa Strangiato" Live in Cleveland 2011
Dumbstupids Saying Dumbstupid Things
The following video of Sarah Palin, Eric Bolling and Fox News viewers talking about oil drilling is a train wreck of moronic nonsense. Hang on tight...
Dick Quote of the Day
"I went through school, I worked my way through, it took me seven years, I never borrowed a dime of money. [...] I have very little tolerance for people who tell me that they graduate with $200,000...
In Arizona, Life Begins Before Conception
Ashby mentioned this in a cartoon thread the other night but it's worth noting again. According to a new law in Arizona, life begins on the first day of a woman's last menstrual period. That's right ...
Hero of the Week
Dammit, how did we miss this? Future President of the United States (and current Mayor of Newark, New Jersey) Cory Booker continues to kick all kinds of ass. Not only does he spend his winters...
Morning Awesome
MST3K Saturday - "The Mole People"
This Week's Daily Banter Mail Bag
The Mail Bag is posted. As always, Chez, Ben and I answer your questions about politics and the media. The questions for this week: Would you agree that the media establishment should be forced to co...

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