North Korea really tried to make the world piss itself in fear yesterday, but their stupid missile test was a phenomenal blunder. PYONGYANG, North Korea — North Korea's much-anticipated rocket launch...
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Both Sides Are Waging a War Against Women?
Of course they're not -- but Hilary Rosen's remarks yesterday about Mrs. Romney's decision to stay home with the Romney kids have given the press an excuse to say both sides are at war against women...
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Hüsker Dü - "Could You Be The One"
Why Did Obama Postpone an Anti-Discrimination Order?
My Thursday item for The Daily Banter is up! As always, read and RT often. I don’t know exactly why the White House decided to not issue an executive order banning discrimination among federal...
Quote of the Midday
"I'm not the first president to call for this idea that everybody has got to do their fair share. Some years ago, one of my predecessors traveled across the country pushing for the same concept. He...
Super Stupid
The Fox News mole/spy for Gawker went from being our hero to a dumbstupid within about 48 hours. He evidently attained and leaked information from within Fox News using his personal login for the FNC...
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Scorpions - "Ruby Tuesday"
How and Why Did Rick Santorum Make it to April?
My Wednesday essay for The Daily Banter is up. Read and RT often! The big news of the last 24 hours isn’t that Rick Santorum finally dropped out of the race for the Republican nomination, allowing...
Abstinence Education Doesn't Work
The latest teen pregnancy numbers from the CDC: The number of teen births in the U.S. dropped again in 2010, according to a government report, with nearly every state seeing a decrease. Nationally...
Best Idea Ever in the History of Best Ideas
Gawker evidently has a mole inside Fox News Channel. Yes, a real life spy working for Fox News and, after becoming disgruntled, plans to leak embarrassing information back to Gawker. Love it times a...
Newt Gingrich Bounces Check
No, seriously. That headline isn't a joke. A $500 check Gingrich wrote bounced. Gingrich’s campaign filed papers and the $500 filing fee to enter Utah’s primary, but the check didn’t go through, and...
Herman Cain is a Terrible Spokesman for the GOP
When you're being accused of waging a War Against Women, you probably shouldn't trot out a spokesman who says this on national television: "I think many men are much more familiar with the failed...
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The Sounds - "Something To Die For" Live at Gullfisken Awards
Low-Effort Thinking Leads to Conservatism
My Tuesday post for The Daily Banter is up. Read and RT often. There’s a new study out this week indicating that “low effort” thinking contributes to conservatism. In other words, kneejerk reactions...
The Wimpy Recovery?
TIME Magazine sucks for this cover story. The headline: THE WIMPY RECOVERY. Yes the economy's getting stronger, so why does it still feel weak? Uh-huh. Feel? Who cares how it feels? The numbers show...
Everything Bad is Because of Demons
That's what Pat Robertson thinks. Well, maybe not everything. Just paintings of Buddha (the demons will give you headaches, evidently), yoga, feng shui, martial arts, ghost hunter shows, the Twilight...
You're Not Helping Your Cause, George Zimmerman
Zimmerman launched his own website and PayPal donation process. Fine. He can do whatever the hell he wants. But it might not help his cause to include a photo of a vandalized African-American...
Limbaugh Dropped in Philadelphia
Always good news when Limbaugh loses an affiliate in a major market. Philadelphia CBS affiliate WPHT will no longer broadcast Rush Limbaugh’s show, replacing the hate radio host with the far more...
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The Naked And Famous - "Frayed" (Live At The Lab)
Romney is the Most Cynical GOP Candidate Ever
My Monday essay for The Daily Banter is posted. Read and RT often! Romney is easily the most jaded, cynical presidential politician since Richard Nixon. He operates with the hubristic attitude that...