Author - Bob Cesca

President Obama

Super Stupid

Pew Research circled back around and polled on the president's religion to determine how many idiots still believe he's a Muslim (he's not). Shockingly, the overall split has barely changed since...

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Quote

Quote of the Day

"In America, there is a failure to appreciate Europe's leading role in the world. Instead of celebrating your dynamic union and seeking to partner with you to meet common challenges, there have been...

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The Media

Worst Person

Glenn Beck mocked the president's aunt and her apparent "limp." Manly. Way to hold accountable an old lady who doesn't speak English and has no means by which to defend herself on national television...

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President Obama

Let's Do This!

From Chris Walla via e-mail, channeling the president: Hi everyone, The conference was a great success. It was a real pleasure to meet all the other branch managers. I feel like we made a lot of...

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Republican Party

Good Luck With That

Eric Cantor thinks 2010 is his year: GOP Whip Eric Cantor thinks his party can retake the House in next year's midterm elections -- and accused Democrats of "overreacting" to the economic crisis by...

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Wingnuts

Sorry, Wingnuts

Queen Elizabeth requested the iPod. I can't believe I just wrote that sentence. Anyway, settle down and stop crapping your cages. After all, he could've lurched up behind her and suddenly massaged...

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