Trump tells senators what they want to hear, Trump wants to please Putin, and Senator Hatch says a thing.
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What?
Senator Pat Roberts saw porcupines screwing once.
One of Trump’s Lawyers is Under Investigation
New York and North Carolina are investigating Sekulow's bogus charity.
Trumpian Foreign Policy Can Always Get Worse
There are many layers to the Trump foreign policy shitcake.
Blockbuster “Clean Coal” Plant May Permanently Switch to Gas
The plant is $4 billion over budget and it isn't finished.
Free Market Cake
The House leaves town early, Trump's lawyer scams poor Christians, and a transgender student sues his school.
Report: German Trade Officials Laughed at Wilbur Ross
Ross slowly spoke for 20 minutes on a 10 minute time limit.
Trump Lawyers Back Off Impotent Threat to James Comey
Trump's lackeys won't be filing a complaint against the former FBI director.
Here’s Rand Paul’s List of Demands
Rand tells McConnell exactly what he wants in exchange for his vote.
Poll: GOP Voters Are Incoherent on Health Care
GOP voters want more coverage, but they also still want to see Obamacare repealed.
Summer Reading
The Freedom Caucus wants a worse bill, Rep. Chris Collins' stock collapses, and Shkreli "looks like a dick."
Regime Officials Threaten Syria While Trump Screams at the TV
And Pentagon officials have no idea what they're talking about.
This Week’s Trumpcare Vote Has Been Canceled
But it's not dead yet.
McConnell Sounds the Alarm: We Might Have to Be Bipartisan
McConnell warns his colleagues that bipartisanship might be necessary.
Jason Chaffetz Wants a Big Government Handout
Chaffetz says lawmakers should be given a raise of $30,000 per year.
Dead on Arrival
Arpaio goes to trial, Kislyak is recalled, and Kushner forgets $285 million.
The Senate Does Something Useful for a Change
Arms sales to Gulf nations will be blocked for now.
CBO: 15 Million Lose Coverage in 2018 Under the Senate GOP’s Bill
The CBO's score of the deathcare bill is here.
The Senate GOP’s Revised Deathcare Bill is Now Even More Ridiculous
Their replacement for the individual mandate is not a mandate at all.
Report: The State Department Isn’t Taking Ambassadors’ Calls
Ambassador say they're now bypassing the State Department.