Spicer, who could have melted, asked reporters to turn the lights off.
Sean Spicer Literally Hid in the Bushes Last Night
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Author - SK Ashby
Faith Healer
Trump will arm the Kurds, Icahn is accused of insider trading, and a nuclear site declares an emergency.
Report: Trump’s Staff Asked Trudeau’s Staff for Help to Save Trade
The story that Trump's own staff convinced him may have been exaggerated.
Smirking Schmuck Ken Paxton Files Preemptive Lawsuit to Uphold Racist Policy
Paxton asks the court to affirm the law before it's actually challenged.
Trump Regime Looks for an Excuse for Their Next Racist Crackdown
They're looking for an excuse to deport Haitians who were granted asylum.
James Comey Shit the Bed, Again
Was Emailgate an even bigger farce than we realized?
Broken Wall
Investors call for climate action, the FBI investigates Sanders, and Senate Republicans make sausage.
Conspiracy Theory
Alaskan state Representative David Eastman has a theory about poor women and abortion.
Report: $50 Billion in Projects Held Up by Trump Indifference
Dozens of projects are held up because the federal government is half empty.
Texas Governor Signs a “Papers Please” Racial Profiling Law
Greg Abbott signs a bill that closely resembles Arizona's ill-fated "papers please" law.
President Obama Personally Warned Trump About Flynn
The Trump regime confirmed the news in their own idiotic manner.
Bad Choice
Lewandowski is a foreign agent, the Senate GOP has their own bill, and Alex Jones rooted for Obama. Plus a programming note.
Meanwhile, House Republicans Vote for Another Financial Crisis
What could go wrong?
House Reps. Pumped Themselves Up to Kill People With “Rocky”
Republicans held a machismo-filled pep rally before their vote.
House Republicans Will Vote to Kill a Lot of People Today
The Death Panel has finally arrived.
Leadership
Gorka lied about his service, the State Department hires a sexual predator, and Trump directed a witch hunt.
Report: GOP Moderates Might Oust Their Chairman
Tom MacArthur negotiated behind the backs of his caucus.
Obama’s Fault
FBI Director Comey blames his irreconcilable actions on the Obama administration.
Another Trump Nominee May Withdraw Because He’s Batshit
Trump's second army secretary nominee has been exposed.
Report: Fox News Had Outside Help in Covering Up Scandals
The ICM talent agency is on the hot seat now.