Customs and Border Patrol says it must be "aesthetically pleasing."
Author - SK Ashby
Trump’s Secret ISIS Plan is Obama’s Plan
The new plan calls for more of the same, because it's working.
Three-Pronged Approach
California's chief justice tells ICE to back off, Tillerson's saber rattles, and Russians buy Trump properties. Plus more.
Fired U.S. Attorney Was Investigating Tom Price
Price is under investigation for possibly violating the STOCK Act.
Sociopathic Frat Boy Paul Ryan Fantasized About Cutting Medicaid
Do you even kill poor people, bro?
Housebound Seniors Not Showing Enough Results for Mick Mulvaney
The elderly just aren't producing as much economic output as they should be.
Honk for Repeal
Republicans consider dropping their mandate, the Intel Committee says no wiretaps, and Canada's girl scouts quit America.
The Other Shoe Drops on Michael Flynn
Flynn received undisclosed payments from Moscow.
Is Tom Price a Lizard?
Tom Price lies to cancer survivors.
Top Trump Adviser Might Be An Actual Nazi
We may need a complete and total shutdown of Nazi immigration.
Homogeneous
The EPA will review fuel standards, the Pizzagate gunman pleads, and Ryan points fingers at Trump.
What Could Go Wrong?
Lawmakers in West Virginia consider one of the most ridiculous bills imaginable.
Another Trump Appointee Registers as a Foreign Agent
Crowley will now formally lobby for a pro-Putin oligarch.
Trump Nominates Yet Another Goldman Alumni
A 6th Goldman veteran joins the Trump regime.
Russian Security Officers Indicted for Hacking Yahoo
Two of the four hackers indicted work for the FSB.
Trump Tax Return Leak Jeopardizes GOP Tax Reform
Trump and Ryan want to eliminate the only tax Trump pays.
Childproof
Tillerson uses a fake name, PSU administrators plead guilty, and white supremacists lose their tax-exempt status. Plus music and more.
What Could Go Wrong?
Pruitt wants to repeal safety regulations for chemical plants.
Pour One Out for Pat McCrory
Pat McCrory says no one wants to hire him because he's a such a piece of shit.
Drone Strikes Could Drastically Increase Soon
Trump is reversing an Obama-era reform on drone strikes.