Chaffetz hilariously says that's "not what we do."
Author - SK Ashby
Foreign Relations
Ben Carson gets nominated, veterans are pissed about it, and insurers cash in while attacking Obamacare.
Michigan Drug Testing Program Finds Zero Offenders
The pilot program did not result in a single drug test being administered.
Gohmert Delivers Hour-Long Speech on Office Grilling
Don't cast aspersions on Gohmert's BBQ asparagus.
Pat McCrory Concedes to Roy Cooper
North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory has finally conceded.
The Real Consequences of Fake News
A man walked into Comet Ping Pong and opened fire.
Consequences
Trump supports the Dakota pipeline, breaks another campaign promise, and is already hurting relations with China.
Witch Hunter Jason Chaffetz Says Trump Deserves a Break
Chaffetz says he's not done investigating the email server.
New FBI HQ Might Be Built by Trump Cronies
One of the top bidders is a Trump adviser.
Republicans Consider a Massive Bailout of the Insurance Industry
After calling Obamacare a "bailout," Republicans consider their own massive bailout.
Governor Who Doesn’t Understand Anything Says Voters Don’t Understand Anything
Paul LePage says Maine voters are too stupid to understand the ballot measures they voted for.
Student Driver
Rory Cooper's lead grows, Mike Pence receives a warm welcome, and Hollande is out of the running.
Chris Christie Really Wants Out of New Jersey
Governor Reek is running out of options.
“Medi-scare”
Paul Ryan denies he supports a policy he's been pushing for 6 years.
Team Trump Rewards Company for Outsourcing Jobs to Mexico
Carrier is being rewarded rather than punished.
Trump Picks Billionaire Vulture Capitalist for Commerce
Fill the swamp. With sewage.
Medicare Fraud
Veterans go to Standing Rock, fewer sick people are going bankrupt, and Texas requires burials for miscarriages.
Pay to Play
Enjoy a candlelight dinner with President Trump and GOP leadership for $1 million.
McCarthy Hilariously Says Oversight Shouldn’t Be Targeted
After 6 years of targeted investigations, Republicans say it's time to stop targeting people.
Fill The Swamp
Trump may select a third Goldman alumni for his cabinet.