Rubio says he wouldn't take a position on the Confederate flag.
Marco Rubio is Fishing for the Confederate Flag Vote
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GOP Chairman Wants Drug Testing for Food Stamps
The House Agriculture Appropriations Subcommittee chairman wants to give states more authority.
Detested
West Virginia lawmakers pass "religious liberty," and Bernie Sanders says President Obama failed to lead.
Republicans Allegedly Tried to Scuttle the Iran-U.S. Prisoner Swap
A high ranking Iranian official says the GOP contacted them.
Report: Snyder Admin. Withheld Lead Testing Results From Schools
Emails show the Snyder admin. repeatedly delayed the release of testing results.
Racist Rancher Cliven Bundy Finally Arrested
Freeloading rancher Cliven Bundy was arrested late last night in Oregon.
Talking Points
Ferguson refuses DOJ reforms, city officials want to wait for a GOP president, and airlines want more fees.
Horrible Lizard Person Carly Fiorina Drops Out of the Race
The universe is merciful as Carly Fiorina drops out of the GOP race.
Noted Racist Paul LePage Admits He Was Racist All Along
LePage tells a local radio station that he deliberately singled out black drug dealer.
Marco Rubio is Almost Certainly Doomed Now
Rand Paul's campaign manager is joining the Rubio campaign.
Chris Christie is Dropping Out
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, who never had a chance, is finally dropping out.
This Fiction
Maryland lawmakers override a veto, Planned Parenthood reopens, and hackers release more data on FBI employees.
Stephen Colbert’s Ben Carson Entrance
In which Stephen Colbert makes me laugh like no one else can.
Not Surprisingly, Tennessee’s Drug Testing Program is Still a Big Waste of Time
Big Republican Government uncovers almost no drug use.
Ted Cruz Blocks Ambassadorial Nominees Because Something Something Iran
Ted Cruz continues his nonsensical months-long protest of the Iran deal.
Try to Contain Your Shock
Some members of Congress are worried anti-Zika funding will be used for abortion.
Waste of Time
Texas has an Orwellian plan for detaining immigrants, and a DOJ database is breached by hackers.
Michigan Lawmakers Take Time Out of Busy Schedule to Criminalize Sex
The Michigan Senate passes a bill to reaffirm a ban on anal sex.
Trump Would Totally Tell Refugee Children to Get Lost
Trump says he'd tell kids to their faces they can't come here.
The Ted Cruz Campaign is One Big Scam
The Cruz campaign is caught in a scam for a second time in a week.