Science, Space and Technology Committee Chairman Lamar Smith wants a piece of the Benghazi pie.
The House Science Committee Launched an Unsanctioned Investigation of Clinton’s Emails
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The Next Day
The WHO declares an emergency, Governor Herbet won't back down, and the Bundy militia has no cell service.
Best Persons in the World
A group of plumbers help Flint residents install filters for free.
Debt Ceiling Hostage Takers Accuse Obama Admin. of Being the Real Hostage Takers
Financial Services Chairman Hensarling says the the Obama. admin took the economy hostage. What?
Infamous Terrible Person Runs for Office. Again.
Liz Cheney is running for a House seat after failing to win a Senate eat.
Darrell Issa is Very Proud of His Unethical Use of Taxpayer Dollars
Darrell Issa says his unethical witch hunts exposed the "garbage" of Hillary Clinton.
Judicial Activism
The New York times talks outside campaign spending, and Darrel Issa is still bitter about Benghazi.
Congressional Republicans Troll the Pentagon for Gitmo Money
Congressional Republicans want to know what the Pentagon will spend to "assuage" their constituents' fears.
Governor Paul LePage Has More Thoughts on Executing “Smoothie and D-Money”
Maine Governor Paul LePage tells gun owners to "load up" and take out the drug dealers.
The Disestablishment
Tennessee lawmakers are creepsters, a Georgia lawmaker says his opponents are just like ISIS, and Missouri pays for executions in cash. Plus a programming note.
Michigan Gave State Employees Clean Water a Year Ago
State officials knew the water wasn't safe so they delivered water coolers.
Michael Schiavo Shreds the Jeb! Campaign For Using His Wife
Right to Rise uses Schiavo in a pro-life campaign ad.
ODS: Most Americans Support Obama’s Immigration Policy If You Don’t Use His Name
Most Americans support the president's policy if you don't tell them it's his policy.
Nancy Pelosi Has More or Less Invalidated Bernie Sanders’ Entire Platform
Nancy Pelosi says there's no way Democrats will raise taxes on the middle class.
The Idiot Wing
Authorities set up roadblocks in Oregon, militiamen call for martyrdom, and a hate radio host warns of a "jizya" tax.
Congressional Democrats Introduce Bill to Repeal Gun Industry Immunity
Congressional Democrats want to repeal the Protection of Lawful Commerce in Arms Act (PLCAA).
Kentucky Ordered to Subsidize the Dinosaur Jesus Park
A Bush-appointed judge says Kentucky must reinstate tax subsidies.
Birther Sheriff Endorses Birther Frontrunner
Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio has officially endorsed Donald Trump.
Does Carly Fiorina Know What a “Fact” Is? Apparently not.
Carly Fiorina denies the existence of empirical reality.
Humble Vessel
Planned Parenthood critics are indicted, Cruz will give you water if you oppose abortion, and Falwell endorses Trump.