Carly Fiorina hijacked a pre-school field trip to talk about abortion.
Worst Person in the World: Carly Fiorina
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Author - SK Ashby
The Best Choice
Marco Rubio doesn't follow current events, a South Carolina lawmaker hates journalists, and the number of immigrants in America plunges.
To Be Clear, Washington Lawmaker Says His Anti-Trans Bill is All About Penises
Washington state Representative Graham Hunt flatly declares his bill is "about genitalia."
Fox News Host: Clean Water is a Democratic Scheme for Black Votes
Fox News host Heather Nauert says outraged Democrats just want more black votes.
Remember Fast and Furious?
A lawsuit filed in 2012 is finally resolved. Maybe.
One Lone Asshole in Congress Opposed Federal Assistance for Flint, Michigan
Representative Amash opposes FEMA assistance because of the Constitution. Or something.
The Deficit is Going Up Again Under Deficit Hawk Speaker Ryan
The GOP got what they wanted and the deficit is going up as a result.
Snyder’s Gospel
The Supreme Court won't hear another Obamacare case, and Rubio buys a gun to shoot ISIS.
Michael Bay’s Benghazi Bombs and Studio Execs Are Morons
Paramount executives are shocked -- shocked! -- that Benghazi is political.
Chris Christie Condemns Michelle Obama’s Healthy School Lunch Program
Christie tells kids in Iowa they should be allowed to eat whatever they want.
Trump Critic Nikki Haley Took Trump’s Cash
Governor Haley accepted large donations from Trump several years in a row.
Good News? Bad News? Who Knows?
The Supreme Court will review President Obama's deferred action program.
Politically Correct
Planned Parenthood files a lawsuit, Flint residents file a lawsuit, and a Texas birther files a lawsuit.
Dude, No.
Rick Santorum seemingly forgot that searching for his name isn't a good idea.
The Bundy Militiamen Now Fancy Themselves as Sovereign Citizens, Want to Make Their Own Laws
The Bundy militiamen plan to bring charges against local officials in their own kangaroo court.
If Rubio Knows Who the Secret Terrorists Are, Can He Enlighten Us?
Marco Rubio regales us with a tall tale about secret terrorist doctors.
Fox News Host Wonders Why We Aren’t Conveniently Executing Gitmo Detainees
Fox News host Jenna Lee implies executing innocent prisoners is better than releasing them.
Poverty Warrior
Rand Paul warns the GOP, Jeb! talks black-on-black crime, and the Bundy militiamen stalk locals.
The Birthers Are Eating Each Other Alive
Florida Man files a lawsuit claiming Marco Rubio is not eligible to become president.
An Anti-Iran Vote Was Vacated Because No One Showed Up
Over 100 lawmakers miss a vote on Iran sanctions.