Rand Paul will fork over money for a presidential caucus.
Anti-Government Crusader Rand Paul Will Run for Two Government Offices
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Author - SK Ashby
Lawmaker Trash
Wisconsin lawmaker will ban fetal tissue research, an anti-Planned Parenthood photo is fraud, and the director of the Louisiana GOP claims innocence.
Oops: The Benghazi Committee Stored Classified Emails on Unclassified Systems
By pointing a finger at Clinton, the Bullshit Committee points a finger at themselves.
Ted Cruz Calls for a Government Shutdown Over Planned Parenthood. Again.
Ted Cruz tells Mitch McConnell to refuse to fund the government.
Scott Walker Isn’t Sure if He’s For or Against the Constitution
Scott Walker says he's not for or against the Fourteenth Amendment.
The Great Wall
Rand Paul isn't big on the the 14th, Bobby Jindal derps, and Wisconsin doesn't like Candidate Walker. Plus a programming note.
Rep. Stephen Lynch’s Righteous Rant on Benghazi-Gate and the Fake Email Scandal
Rep. Stephen Lynch tells us how he really feels.
What Could Go Wrong?
Guns and alcohol in the same building.
Jeb Says He Needs Another Term for “Anchor Babies”
Jeb says he doesn't know what else to call them.
Bobby Jindal is an Embarrassment
Jindal will set up an outdoor theater for anti-Planned Parenthood videos.
Jeb Bush Comes Out Against Citizenship for “Anchor Babies”
Jeb says we need "better enforcement" against pregnant immigrants.
Supreme Leader
The RNC endorses discrimination, Kasich and Bush are graded F, and Ben Carson is open to bombing immigrants.
Ted Cruz “Absolutely” Wants to Shred the Constitution
Ted Cruz comes out against birthright citizenship.
Return of the Evildoers
If we don't give the NSA more power, the terrorists win.
Kansas Republicans Worried About Terrorist Special Forces Freeing Gitmo Detainees
Kansas lawmakers seemingly do not believe military prisons are secure enough.
John Kasich Hates it When Teachers Talk to Each Other
John Kasich fantasizes about becoming the King, shitting on teachers.
Make America Hate Again
Fiorina calls for states' rights, Carson spins his fetal tissue research, and Missouri legislators blame interns.
First Ever Transgender Official Joins the Obama White House
The Obama White House sets a new precedent.
Creepy Robot of the Day
The Atlas robot has escaped from the laboratory.
Failed Revolutionary Larry Klayman Calls For Another Revolution
After failing to overthrow the government in 2013, Klayman calls for another revolution.