Teachers at Garden Valley Elementary School may be asked to repel an invasion.
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“Are We Going to Fix This Turd or Not?”
Lawmakers in Kansas debated the finer points of what a jackass Sam Brownback is until 2 a.m.
Lindsey Graham is Running for President Because They Hate Us For Our Freedom
Lindsey Graham is here to crush evil and Rand Paul.
Reasonable Thinking
The Kansas legislature still has no idea how it will fill a budget hole, the Worst Persons toss a kid's lunch, and Denny Hastert paid off a former student.
Creepy Robot of the Day
If robots can leap over obstacles, what's to stop them from leaping into your living room?
What if You Disavowed Common Core and No One Cared?
Chris Christie calls for abandoning Common Core, but the state Department of Education has no plans to.
Bobby Jindal Begs Nation to Take Him Seriously
Bobby Jindal boasts that he's the only candidate with a detailed plan for destroying the nation.
Beefcake Rand Shoots Liberty From His Eye-Sockets in PAC ad
Beefcake Rand is here to kick ass and chew gum, and he's all out of gum.
Lawsuit Accuses Texas of Denying Birth Certificates to U.S.-Born Children
Legal advocacy groups file a lawsuit against Texas on behalf of children.
The FEMA Ruse
Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert has been indicted, and Donald Trump is scheduled to make a "major" announcement.
Ron Johnson’s Conspiracy Theory
Senator Ron Johnson uncovers an "insidious" campaign to brainwash children.
The Stupid Party Votes for More Stupidity
Lawmakers pass a provision to license high school dropouts for teaching.
“Everybody Has a Right to Be an Idiot”
Area morons want to have a confrontation so bad they can taste it.
Intelligent Life
The Boston Globe takes a close look at the unhinged paranoiacs of Texas and Operation Jade Helm.
Duggar Who?
One network has spent less than 2 minutes covering one of the biggest hypocrites of recent history.
Scott Walker Goes Full Nativist on Immigration
Scott Walker says we should coat our border in defenses just like Israel.
Michigan Lawmakers Propose Kicking Poor Children While They’re Down
Michigan lawmakers want to cut off assistance to whole families if one child misses school.
It’s Happening: Rick Santorum is Running
Is Rick Santorum sufficiently crazy for today's GOP?
Hall of Whoppers
Kansas allowed Kris Kobach to bypass the state attorney general.
GOP Senators Introduce Funding Limit for Former Presidents
Republican senators introduce a bill to punish success.