If this isn't the dumbest shit in the world today, I don't know what is.
Scott Walker Blesses Women With Forced Ultrasounds Because They’re Awesome
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Author - SK Ashby
Anti-Welfare Bill May Cost Kansas a Lot of Money
Does Governor Brownback review legislation before he signs it?
Scott Brown is Worried Cops Aren’t Shooting Enough People
Have police become "gun shy?"
What We Know Now
Scott Walker says immigrant have ulterior motives, and President Obama responds to GOP Iraq war revisionism. Plus a programming note.
Jeb “Not a Scientist” Bush Says Scientists Are Arrogant, Then Calls for More Science
Not-a-Scientist Jeb Bush slams science, embraces science.
Larry Pratt Said Black Protesters Should be Shot, Among Other Insanities. Does Ted Cruz Agree?
Certifiable lunatic Ted Cruz will address a gun rights group headed by a certifiable lunatic.
Scott Walker’s Superpower is Lying
Scott Walker assure anti-abortion groups that he's a "true believer."
Faulty Intelligence
Bobby Jindal issues an executive order, and Ron Johnson denies he said that thing he said, Plus Bin Laden's books.
Gohmet: Iraq Was Going Fine Until Secret Muslim Obama Ruined Everything
Iraq would have turned out just fine if Obama wasn't a secret Muslim saboteur.
GOP Rep. Compares DREAMers to Germanic Barbarians and ISIS
If we bring barbarians into our ranks, it's all down hill from there says an unhinged congressman.
Whoops! Fox News Shames Their Own Anchor
Fox News shames competing news anchors for their involvement, but what about their own anchors?
Ryan Confirms Tax Reform is Dead
Can tax reform die if it was never really alive?
The Select Bullshit Committee Subpoenas a Former (Bill) Clinton Aide, Sends Marshals to His House
The Select Benghazi Committee expands its search to people who haven't been federal employees for 14 years.
Mad Men
LA votes to raise the minimum wage, Obamacare converts another voter, and Ron Johnson is an embarrassment.
There Are Nice Things Out There But We Can’t Have Them Because Obama
President Obama ruined a perfectly good situation in Iraq I'm told.
Do Something. No, Don’t Do Something.
Speaker Boehner calls on the president to "start over."
The GOP Revives the 2004 Platform for 2016
What good are civil liberties if you're in a coffin?
No Tragedy Left Behind
The RNC endorses religious freedom laws, and Fox & Friends lament the existence of due process.
GOP Rep. Demands a Briefing on the Military Takeover, Just to be Sure
One conspiracy theory is debunked while another lives on.
Congress Will Block the Closure of Gitmo. Again.
I've lost count of how many times Congress has voted to prevent closure.