"Personal responsibility" goes right out the window when things go bad.
Obama’s Fault
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Author - SK Ashby
Creeping Sharia
Has Sharia Law come to Wal-Mart?
No More Conspiracies
113 Republicans file a brief with the 5th Circuit, and Starbucks is moving its bottled water business.
Louie Gohmert’s Dangerous Times
These events that aren't actually happening could spell doom for us all.
The Select Committee On [Insert Fake Scandal Here]
We all know what their real mission is.
Greg Abbott: Conspiracy Theorists Have a Point
If people believe in these wild theories, it's obviously Obama's fault.
Report: Christie Spent Nearly $83,000 on Food at NFL Games
I have no idea how you can spend this much money.
Bigger in Texas
According to reports, NFL teams have been paid for "honoring" soldiers during home games.
Clinton Book Author Lies Too Much for Some at Fox News
If your lies are too much for Fox News, it may be time to take a step back.
Does Scott Walker’s Job Creation Program Actually Create Jobs? Who Knows?
We really can't know for sure if Walker's program is working because they don't keep track.
DOJ Launches Investigation of Baltimore Police
Attorney General Loretta Lynch announces a "pattern or practice" investigation.
Outreach: Republicans Will Vote On Another Abortion Bill
When they aren't trying to wreck the economy, House Republicans have other important plans.
The Tin Foil Invasion
Fox News tailors their racism for different audiences, and Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe mocks Texas Gov. Greg Abbott.
Best Persons in the World
Over 800 teachers will have their grant requests fulfilled by Stephen Colbert.
Big Government and Wasteful Spending
Who can destroy their state first, Sam Brownback or Scott Walker?
House Republicans Really, Really Don’t Like Immigrants
Why do Republican congressmen want to limit the military's pool of potential recruits?
Senator Cornyn Investigates the Coming Military Takeover
After a private briefing, Senator Cornyn no longer suspects the Pentagon.
Tunnels Open
The mayor of Baltimore asks the DOJ to conduct an investigation, and Governor Doug Ducey is very confused.
GOP Presidential Candidate Ben Carson: Let’s Ignore the Supreme Court
Ben Carson has no idea what he's talking about.
Boehner: Giving People Medicaid is Like “Giving Them Nothing”
Republicans debut a new line of attack against Obamacare.