Rand Paul doesn't want to see monopolies destroyed by an open internet.
Rand Paul Introduces Resolution to Block Net Neutrality
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Author - SK Ashby
House Armed Services Committee Poisons the NDAA
House Republicans insert another poison pill into the NDAA.
House GOP Want to Have Cake and Eat it Too, President Obama Vetoes Cake
Congressional Republicans want to increase defense spending without directly increasing defense spending.
Texas Governor Abbott Has a Conspiracy Theory
Greg Abbott orders the Guard to keep an eye out.
The Shining City
Chris Christie deploys troopers to Baltimore, Bud Light goes full-on rapey, and the NFL is no longer tax exempt. Also a programming note.
Former Libertarian Hero Rand Paul Has Sympathy for State Enforcers
Rand son of Ron is concerned about the "plight" of above-the-law officers.
Rubio Signs Pledge to Promote Dysfunction, Deficits
Rubio signs the anti-tax pledge.
Minimum Greed
Jeb Bush hates Planned Parenthood, Rand Paul loves drones, and Brian Kilmeade derps.
James Inhofe is Both For And Against the Existence of Climate Change
Climate change is clearly a liberal hoax, but it may have its uses.
The “Restrain Steve King from Legislating Act”
Mock bill would stop King from overstepping his "constitutionally nonexistent" judicial authority.
Report: Only 3 Senators in 3 Years Have Asked to View the “Secret” Trade Deal
Critics blast the TPP for being secretive, but most of them haven't take time to read it.
Big Government: Maine GOP Tells People What to Eat
Under a new bill, you would not be able to make a bologna sandwich.
A Moment of Clarity
The Department of Justice was prepared to block the Comcast/Time Warner Cable merger.
House Republicans Can’t Stop Shitting the Bed On Benghazi
Trey Gowdy may no longer be the man in charge of the circus.
Oklahoma Legislature Not Fans of Democracy, Big Fans of Man-Made Earthquakes
If you don't want man-made earthquakes in your city, that's too bad for you.
Steve King Introduces the Constitutional Rights Aren’t For Everyone Act
Only Steve King should have to power to say who the Constitution applies to.
The New Colossus
Loretta Lynch is confirmed as the next AG and Birther Sheriff Joe Arpaio is in deep shit.
Rand Paul Skips Hearing on Security, Bashes Clinton on Security
Whoops? Rand Paul skips hearing on embassy security to attack Clinton on embassy security.
Ron Johnson Wants to Make 2016 All About Obamacare. Let’s Do It.
Senator Ron Johnson has a great idea for the first time ever.
LSU is Preparing for Bankruptcy
The viability of the entire higher education system in Louisiana is in doubt.