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The Select Solyndra IRS Committee to Investigate the Benghazi ACORN Birth Certificate Won’t Release Findings in 2015
The Select Bullshit Committee will withhold its findings for a more opportune moment.
Tax Cut Magic and Why Kansas is Still F*cked
While one hole is plugged up, another larger hole emerges.
Counterfeit Rand Swag is No Longer in Stock
Sorry, the "Rand-Ban" sunglasses are no longer available.
Wingnut Warriors Foil Terrorist Plot That Doesn’t Exist
I'll sleep better tonight.
Token Minority
The DOJ opens a civil rights investigation of the Balitmore police and Mitch McConnell is very happy with himself.
Privacy for All? Not So Much
"Privacy for all" unless you're transgender. In that case, we reserve the right to track your movements.
Scott Walker: They Took Our Jobs
Scott Walker seeks advise from the most unhinged voices in Congress.
Kill an Unarmed Black Man, Go On Vacation in the Bahamas
"Tone deaf" doesn't even begin to describe the situation.
Governor LePage Not a Big Fan of Democracy, Very Big Fan of Poverty Wages
Paul LePage believes Maine should have a "consistent" poverty wage.
O’Reilly Kills Lincoln
Oklahoma will use gas chambers and one terrible governor praises another.
Conspiracy Theory
Unfortunately the president isn't running for a third term.
Huckabee: Don’t Join the Military Under Obama
You won't be as great of a hero if you volunteer under this commander-in-chief.
Oversight Chairman Predicts Certain Gyrocopter Doom
Gyrocopter-flying terrorists are coming to get us.
Marco Rubio: Let Detroit Go Bankrupt
Marco Rubio says the government bailout was "problematic."
Large Bills Only
John Boehner hopes there's no Iran deal, federal judges aren't impressed by Bob Murray's EPA lawsuit, and a programming note.
Conspiracy Theory
What's the point of having an ally in the White House if terrorists never use him?
Adults Extend Peace Offering to New Hampshire 4th Graders
Lawmakers in New Hampshire have either learned their lesson or they've run out of f*cks to give.
New Ideas
Harry Reid has a master plan, a high school censors a "feminist" t-shirt, and some hotel managers are super racist.
Steve King: Manage Immigrant Students With Indentured Servitude
Steve King wants to bond immigrants just like people who've been let out of jail.