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Author - SK Ashby
Hats in the Ring
Environmentalists somehow caused the California drought and the Florida House passes their own "religious freedom" law.
Budget Chairmen Return Early to Decide How Terrible the Budget Should Be
Just how badly should we screw the poor?
Anti-War Hero Rand Paul Hates Diplomacy, He Swears. Will Sue You for Claiming Otherwise.
The Free Market of Ideas must cease and desist immediately.
Fracking May Be Making Pennsylvania Homes Radioactive
Radioactive water is the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
Tennessee Lawmaker Assumes He Knows What He’s Talking About But Doesn’t
Don't make an ass out of you and me.
The End of America
The Boston bomber is guilty, Brownback signs another abortion bill, and Rand Paul's pastor is also a conspiracy theorist.
Wisconsin Public Lands Board Bans “Climate Change”
Public land managers won't be allowed to discuss a major threat to land.
Arkansas Will Require Doctors to Lie to Women
Arkansas legislators insert Big Government between doctors and their patients.
Conspiracy Theory
The Rand Paul campaign hopes you're as concerned about shower creepers as they are.
We’ll Be Greeted as Liberators
Tom Cotton channels his inner Bush.
Can’t Stand Rand
Judging by the first day, Rand Paul's campaign should be very entertaining indeed.
Kansas Lawmakers Fear TANF Recipients Are Buying Psychic Readings
We may be able to turn the Kansas economy around if we shame poor people enough.
Read The Bills. Or Don’t.
Passing a resolution to "read the bills" is more of a suggestion than a requirement.
Wisconsin GOP Considering Massive Pay Cut for Construction Workers
Wisconsin Republicans think construction workers are overpaid.
Neo-Con Group Launches Attack Ads Against Born Again Neo-Con Rand Paul
Neo-cons say Rand Paul isn't hawkish enough.
Biblical Marriage
Jeb Bush is Hispanic and a high school principal tells a gay teen what to wear at prom.
Ted Cruz: Strip Federal Courts of Authority Over Gay Marriage
Ted Cruz condemns judicial activism by calling for judicial activism.
Governor Rick Scott Decides Healthcare for the Poor is a Bad Idea, For Reasons
Over 800,000 people will be denied Medicaid while Rick Scott hems and haws.
Lindsey Graham Endorses Hillary Clinton, Dumps on Rand Paul
Lindsey Graham is not a fan of fellow Senator Rand Paul.