They aren't embarrassed.
New Hampshire 4th Graders Learn That So-Called Adults Are Terrible
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Author - SK Ashby
Outreach
West Virginia lawmakers roll back regulations and a skinhead goes on a shooting spree in Arizona.
Stupid Party Chairman Bobby Jindal Leaves No Money for a Primary
Louisiana Secretary of State Tom Schedler breaks the hilarious news.
And Jesus Said ‘F*ck the Homeless’
What would Jesus do?
Second Amendment Man Introduces Bill to Protect Armor-Piercing Bullets
Why would anyone need armor-piercing bullets for their concealed sidearm?
Magical Thinking: The House GOP Budget Blueprint
Tom Price's budget includes $1 trillion in phantom revenue.
Treacherous Communication
Rand Paul is running for president and Aaron Schock resigns.
Tom Cotton is Glad Iranian Leaders Will Never Overestimate Congress Again
Senator Tom Cotton is very proud of himself.
Governor Brownback: Kansas Economy is Growing Thanks to Anti-Abortion Policy
Spoiler: the Kansas economy is in the shitter.
Tom Price’s Path to Poverty
Paul Ryan's Path to Poverty is now Tom Price's Path to Poverty.
Keep Out
Tom Cotton is very confused about the capital of Iran and Bibi says there will be no Palestinian state on his watch.
Iranian Speaker: We Don’t Have Problems Like the U.S. Congress
Iranian parliament looks downright reasonable compared to our American Congress.
Outreach: McConnell Delays Lynch Confirmation Vote for Anti-Abortion Amendment
Mitch McConnell won't hold a vote to confirm Lynch unless Democrats stop objecting to their abortion bill.
3-Year-Old More Skeptical of Ted Cruz Than Adults in the Room Are
The world is on fire and Uncle Cruz is the man who will put it out.
The Fraternity Caucus
The frat bros of SAE (not the GOP) make a dubious legal move, and President Obama says he is "embarrassed" for 47 senators.
Jon Husted Wastes Everyone’s Time, Finds Virtually No Fraud
Ohio Secretary of State Jon Husted saves the state from the onslaught of voter fraud.
Republicans May Not Be Able to Pass Their Own Budget
Massive tax cuts and repealing Obamacare is okay, but some senators cannot fathom voting for a bill that doesn't boost defense spending.
Hardliners
Conservative lawmakers love executions and Secret Service bros are definitely fired.
Bachmann’s Wingnut Theory of Everything and the Freedom Caucus
Crazy-eyes lives on in spirit in today's House of Representatives.
Lindsey Graham Would Literally, or Not Literally, Use the Military Against Congress
Literally or not literally?