Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, a report from the Justice Department’s Inspector General reveals what we already knew to be true: Sharyl Attkisson is a fraud. Former CBS News report...
No-Go Zone
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Author - SK Ashby
Unhinged History
A committee at Highland Park High School in Dallas, Texas, which is apparently one of the wealthiest school systems in the entire state, will soon decide if students in Advanced Placement English...
Not Intended to be a Factual Statement
Shortly after Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal gave a speech in London and warned the world that so-called Muslim “no-go zones” may start popping up in America if we’re not careful...
Quote of the Day
That, as they say, is a sick burn. Congratulations to Mitt Romney for finally saying something the American people want to hear. — John Dingell (@JohnDingell) January 30, 2015 In case you...
Job Killer
Artist – Rob Rogers In other news, Indiana Governor Mike Pence has canceled his terrible plan to create a state-run news agency. Meanwhile, former KKK frontman David Duke says he may challenge...
What Could Go Wrong? Damn Near Everything
Lawmakers in Texas will consider a bill that would grant immunity to teachers who use “deadly force” in their classrooms or even on a school bus. But this ludicrous legislation would go...
Lindsey Graham May Be Running for President After All
The field of Republican presidential hopefuls is becoming very crowded as Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) forms an exploratory committee. Graham has floated the idea before, but today he came closer to...
Rand Paul Has a Shotgun
Rand Paul ain’t afraid of no drone. During a Snapchat interview with CNN, Rand son of Ron said that he would shoot down a drone with his shotgun if it flies over his house. RAND: “Drones...
GOP Senator Supports Gun Control…
…for federal agents. WASHINGTON — The first legislative act by Alaska’s new senator, Dan Sullivan (R), turns out to be a gun control measure — but one that will only affect...
Alaskan Wilderness
Artist – Nick Anderson In other news, the Southern Poverty Law Center has filed an ethics complaint against the Alabama chief justice for urging the state government to ignore a federal ruling...
Jindal: No-Go Zones Are a “Very Serious Particular Threat”
The rest of the world may have realized that so-called Muslim “no-go zones” are not a real thing that exists, and Fox News may have even apologized for promoting the idea, but Louisiana...
House Republicans Will Vote to Repeal Obamacare, Again
In what has now become some sort of twisted tradition, House Republican leadership will hold a vote to repeal Obamacare for freshmen members who haven’t had a chance to cast their votes before...
“Our Republican Females”
Representative Louie Gohmert (R-TX) is very upset with the women in his conference for supposedly scuttling the House abortion bill which would, once again, seek to define rape. Gohmert says...
Communist College
Artist – Rob Rogers In other news, Ted Nugent has apparently joined Tucker Carlson’s The Daily Caller as a contributor. No word on what this means for his gig at WorldNutDaily. Meanwhile...
Fox News Correspondent Auditions
Jon Stewart on Steve King’s Libertyfreedumb summit and Sarah Palin was truly hilarious. That statement’s not even ignorant. That statement is like ignorance resin. If just you take all of...
Old Presidential Candidate Yells at Cloud
As you know, this great country of ours had gone completely off the rails because women are cursing in the workplace! Gasp! “In Iowa, you would not have people who would just throw the f-bomb...
Outreach: Immigrant Children Are to Blame for Measles Outbreak
We all know that the measles outbreak in California can be linked to predominately white and affluent anti-vax parents who believe vaccines will give their children autism, or something, but...
House Republicans Will File a Desperate Lawsuit Against President Obama, Again
And this time they actually know what their lawsuit is about. Prior to officially unveiling their first lawsuit against President Obama, House Republicans spent months trying to decide what the...
Common Enemy
Artist – Nick Anderson In other news, the Koch Brothers are reportedly planning to spend nearly a billion dollars on the 2016 election cycle. Tell me again why these wealthy donors can’t...
Sam Brownback’s Signature Tax Cuts Are No Longer His Tax Cuts, He Says While Destroying What’s Left of Kansas
Just prior to the 2014 election, Kansas Governor Sam Brownback promised that his magic tax cuts would begin working if the people of Kansas simply gave them more time. Brownback was reeleected, but...