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Don’t Drink The Water
An official warning not to drink the water in Glendive, Montana came two days late following the release of 50,000 gallons of crude oil into the Yellowstone River. From the Associated Press...
Just Say No
Artist – John Darkow In other news, a majority of public school students now live in poverty according to a new report from the Southern Education Foundation. Meanwhile, 50,000 gallons of crude...
Mike Huckabee’s “Wholesome” Music
Last week would-be presidential contender Mike Huckabee attacked the president and first lady for letting their daughters listen to Beyonce because, clearly, listening to Beyonce negates the benefits...
Bobby Jindal Didn’t Get the Memo on Muslim “No-Go Zones”
The idea that entire regions in the UK have become “no-go zones” because they’ve been overrun by Muslims is such a terrible lie that Fox News actually apologized for spreading it...
Obama’s Fault
When pressed about his previous comments that the president’s policies are “getting a lot of people killed,” Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) said something even more ridiculous. On...
Lesson Learned
Artist – Kevin Siers In other news, Former CIA operative Wayne Simmons warned Fox News host Neil Cavuto today that there are “19 paramilitary Muslim training facilities” in the U.S...
Ben Carson’s Unhinged History
Ben Carson is very impressed with ISIS; so impressed that he believes we should emulate them because that’s what our founding fathers did. “A bunch of rag-tag militiamen defeated the most...
Sam Brownback Will Target the Poor and Working Class to Pay for Tax Cuts for the Rich
Kansas Governor Sam Brownback has finally unveiled his plan to plug holes in the state budget generated by his signature tax cuts and the plan is to raise fees and taxes on the poor and working class...
Leave the Bankers Alone
It’s hard out here for a banker. While dealing with one or two federal regulators was a tolerable nuisance, dealing with five of them is downright un-American according to JP Morgan CEO Jamie...
Holy Profit
Artist – Joel Pett In other news, Speaker of the House John Boehner still won’t say if he believes man-made climate change is real, but he’s pretty sure the president took our jobs...
Conspiracy Theory
According to congressman and gay massage expert Louie Gohmert, the reason we haven’t heard the truth about Benghazi is because David Petraeus is being blackmailed by President Obama. via...
Stand By for Crazy
The second coming of Michele Bachmann will deliver the Republican response following the president’s State of the Union address. via NBC News Newly elected Iowa Sen. Joni Ernst will deliver the...
The Next Witch Hunt
Have Congressional Republicans found their next witch hunt? While the Select Benghazi Committee continues to waste time and money, Senate Republicans are planning to hold ‘robust...
No Shit? Gun Group Finds Arming Cartoonists Wouldn’t Help Much
It may seem insane, because it is insane, but in the wake of the attack on the offices of Charlie Hebdo in France, some gun fetishists protested that the cartoonists should have been armed. The only...
Manned Spaceflight
Artist – Nick Anderson In other news, sea level rise may be occurring 25 percent faster than previously thought according to a new Harvard study. Meanwhile, a bill under consideration in South...
The Select Solyndra IRS Committee to Investigate the Benghazi ACORN Birth Certificate is Still a Thing
The Select IRS Committee to Investigate the Benghazi ACORN Birth Certificate is still a thing and members of the distinguished committee met with administration officials this week. “The Select...
Relax, Racism is Still Over
According to the chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, there’s no need to plug holes in the Voting Rights Act. via TPM “There are still very, very strong protections in the Voting...
The Only Way to Stop a Bad Guy With a Gun is With a Can of Corn
The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun in ‘Merika is a good kid with a can of corn. A middle school principal wants to stockpile cans of corn and peas in classrooms for students to hurl...
Mission Yet to Be Accomplished
Mitt Romney is running for president again which means it’s time for dramatic set pieces. Romney has been added at the last minute to the list of presidential hopefuls who will address the RNC...