Artist – John Darkow In other news, Representative Bob Latta (R-OH) has introduced a bill to prohibit the FCC from declaring that internet providers are a utility. Latta claims that internet...
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Old Presidential Candidate Yells at Cloud
Mike Huckabee is probably running for president again and, apparently, his platform will be decidedly anti-Beyonce. Huckabee spoke to People Magazine and implied that the Obamas are bad parents...
Police Chiefs: Executive Action on Immigration Makes Our Jobs Easier
27 police chiefs from some of the nation’s largest cities have signed a brief supporting President Obama’s executive orders that, according to them, will make their job easier because...
The “Anti-Gay Alamo” is a Fraud
The conservative effort to repeal a non-discrimination ordnance in Houston, Texas was described by Congressman Jody Hice as the “anti-gay Alamo” because, according to him and others, it...
McConnell Will Stay Up Way Past His Bedtime for the Doomed Keystone Bill
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) is threatening to hold the Senate open until midnight tonight if Senate Democrats will not cease their objections to the Keystone bill. “Some of...
Super Stupid
Here’s one for the ages from a sitting U.S. congressman. Even Adolph Hitler thought it more important than Obama to get to Paris. (For all the wrong reasons.) Obama couldn't do it for right...
Pipeline Approved
Artist – Steve Sack In other news, marriage equality may arrive in Texas soon, but state legislators are considering a bill to punish state employees for issuing or recognizing same-sex...
After Court Says Kansas School Budget is “Inadequate,” Gov. Brownback Will Cut Education Even More
Although a district court recently ruled that Kansas’ school budget is unconstitutional, it appears that Governor Sam Brownback is poised to cut school funding even further to plug holes in the...
“This Guy’s Clearly a Complete Idiot.”
British Prime Minister David Cameron brings us the Quote of the Day. “When I heard this, frankly, I choked on my porridge and I thought it must be April Fool’s Day. This guy’s...
Don’t Worry, Greg Abbott the Merciful Won’t Give You Healthcare
Fear not – Texans who are concerned that over one million of their friends and family members may soon have access to healthcare can rest easy; Greg Abbot would never approve of something so...
Constructive Congress
Artist – Adam Zyglis In other news, the Department of Justice announced today that it will defend the constitutionality of the statute that led to the loss of patent protection for the...
Mitt Romney 2016
Is it happening? Maybe. Possibly. The Wall Street Journal reports that Romney told a group of donors that he’s considering running for president for a third time. Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt...
The GOP Will Vote to Deport Everyone -Again- and Maybe Fund DHS if They Have Time
According to reports from several outlets, legislation aimed at blocking the president’s executive orders will also roll back his deferred action program. The GOP-led House Appropriations...
It’s All About Jobs
House Republicans introduced a 20-week abortion ban on the very first day of the new session of Congress, but Senate Republicans weren’t far behind. Senator David Vitter one-upped (four-upped?)...
Free Community College
In case you missed it, President Obama has unveiled a joint federal and state proposal to fund 2-years of community college for students who maintain a certain GPA. The requirements have been...
They Drew First
Artist – Rob Tornoe In other news, today’s Worst Persons in the World have been identified. Two homeless men, a woman and her three children who lived under a bridge were gifted a...
More Bad News in Kansas
Where there’s smoke, there’s fire? A federal grand jury is investigating larges loans made to Sam Brownback’s reelection campaign because no one can explain where the money came...
House Leaders Still Committed to Flailing at the President’s Executive Orders
Given recent events this may seem like an inopportune time to defund the Department of Homeland Security, but Speaker of the House John Boehner and other House leaders reiterated their commitment to...
It’s a Great Gig, if You Can Get It
According to a study published by the Center for American Progress, coal companies are avoiding federal and state royalty payments by selling coal to themselves through hundreds of subsidiary...
The New Agenda, Same as the Old Agenda
Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, authorities are still looking for a suspect described as a “balding white man in his 40s” driving a pickup truck in connection with the bombing of...