Last week Kansas Governor Sam Brownback announced that the state would cut spending and transfer money from other areas of the budget to fill a hole generated by Brownback’s signature tax cuts...
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Jeb Bush is Running for President
It looks like we’ll spend a significant portion of the next election talking about shady finance and foreign bank accounts. Again. I am excited to announce I will actively explore the...
No Hesitation
Artist – John Branch In an interview with the Chicago Sun Times, Attorney General Eric Holder offered praise for professional athletes using their platform to raise awareness. “As my son...
Police Unions: Players Should Shut Up and Play Ball
The shirt worn by wide receiver Andrew Hawkins of the Cleveland Browns before yesterday’s game has drawn the ire of the Cleveland Police Patrolman Union which, evidently, has no sense of shame...
Rove: Bush Knew All About Torture
Former President George W. Bush has been thrown under the bus again. Dick Cheney told Fox News last week that Bush knew all about the “techniques” they used at CIA black sites. Former...
Landslide
Artist – Tim Eagan In other news, Jeb Bush apparently has a financial problem that Bloomberg is referring to as a “Mitt Romney problem.” After reading this, I’d say...
Pundits Defend America
Stephen Colbert gauges reactions to the torture report beginning with Eric Bolling and “amateur historian and brown-haired guy who’s not Steve Doocy or an historian” Brian Kilmeade...
Cheney: Bush Approved Torture, Knew the “Techniques”
If you believed the meme that George W. Bush was in the dark on torture and knew nothing about it, Darth Cheney himself made it clear during an interview with Fox News that the former president knew...
Rick Perry 2016 is a Different Candidate, One Who Doesn’t Even Pretend to Have a High IQ
Rick Perry’s ‘I’m a different candidate’ tour continued during an interview with NBC in which he said running for president has nothing to do with being intelligent...
German Attorney General: Snowden Document on Merkel’s Bugged Phone is Fake
Germany’s top prosecutor began an investigation after documents released by international man of mystery Edward Snowden showed that Chancellor Angela Merkel’s cellphone was bugged by the...
Pain and Humiliation
Artist – Joel Pett In other news, the Omnibus spending bill that would prevent a government shutdown might be falling apart due to the fact that it’s terrible. We could see a temporary...
Unhinged History
As we all know, Advanced Placement U.S. History will make you want to join ISIS, so the Koch Brothers have an alternative curriculum that paints a very different picture. Even though our sainted...
Rick Perry 2016 is a Different Candidate, One Who Cares Even Less About the Poor Because Jesus
During an interview with the Washington Post, Rick Perry made the case that he is a different candidate today than the one who failed to name the third government agency he wanted to eliminate...
House Bill to Avert Shutdown Will… Put High Sodium Back in School Lunches
The fate of the “Crominbus” (yes that’s a stupid name, it’s a combination of continuing resolution + ominbus) spending bill is in doubt, but if it does pass House Republicans...
Kansas: Here Come the Spending Cuts
As predicted, Kansas Governor Brownback is going to make up for holes in the state budget by cutting spending, not by repealing or reducing his signature tax cuts. via Reuters (Reuters) –...
So?
In other news, the federal autopsy of Michael Brown conducted by the Justice Department concluded that his death was a homicide because of “injuries of the skull, brain and right chest”...
To Health in a Handbasket
Just in case you live under a rock and missed it, here’s a clip from the president’s appearance during last night’s Colbert Report. “Young people don’t watch real news...
Fox News Host on Torture Report: “We Are Awesome”
Fox News host Andrew Tantaros has figured out why the CIA torture report was released today. It’s because the Obama administration doesn’t believe America is awesome. The United States of...
FBI Files Charges Against Freedom Industries Fraudster
It’s been a long time coming, but charges have finally been filed against the former president of Freedom Industries, the company responsible for the chemical spill in West Virginia that left...
Who Needs Sharia Law?
The incoming Republican majority of the Montana legislature is telling women to mind the length of their skirts. For women, the “business formal” mandate a suit or dress slacks, skirt...