In one of Jon Stewart’s best segments in recent memory, he pans Fox News coverage of protests in Ferguson and around the country. Ferguson, Missouri is not Selma, Alabama. Of course if Fox had...
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Lunatic Assemblyman is Also a Fraud
Gordon Klingenschmitt, a newly-elected member of the Colorado General Assembly, is one of the most batshit men in America. He’s also a fraud according to court documents. Klingenschmitt built a...
Poll: Republican Voters Want Romney and Ben Carson
Neither of these two men will win the nomination or become president, and in Mitt Romney’s case he says he doesn’t plan to run for president again, but a new CNN/ORC poll reveals that...
House GOP May Vote to Wag Their Fingers at the President
The New York Times reports that House Republicans are planning to vote on a symbolic gesture to scold the president for taking executive action on immigration. The proposal, presented by Speaker John...
Dangerous Precedent
Artist – Steve Sack In other news, the tri-corner hat wearing man who unloaded on multiple government buildings in Austin, Texas last week belonged to what I would describe as a religious group...
Incoming GOP Congressman Can’t Wait to Cut Aid for Poor Kids
I wasn’t necessarily surprised when the Republicans won control of both Houses, but I was slightly shocked that Wisconsin Republican Glenn Grothman won a seat in the next House. Grothman, as...
Retail Executives Discover the Recession is “Not Yet Over” for Their Employees
You may have heard that Black Friday weekend sales are down this year and the retail industry has one possible explanation that should be obvious but clearly wasn’t to them. Executives at the...
Poll: Americans See Failure in Congress They Just Elected
According to a new poll CNN/ORC poll, most Americans are under no illusions about the incoming Congress even though we just elected them. The poll finds that 50 percent of adults says Republican...
Here’s a Great Idea
Representative Steve Stockman (R-TX) is still trolling on his way out the door. Stockman, alongside Rep. Kerry Bentivolio (R-MI), has introduced a bill to force Washington D.C. to open a gun firing...
Violent Thug Police Officers Association Decries the St. Louis Rams and Violent Thugs
Players from the St. Louis Rams football team entered the game yesterday with their hands up to show solidarity with protesters. The St. Louis Police Officers Association saw this and completely lost...
Debunked
Artist – Nick Anderson In other news, a middle aged white guy who wears tri-corner hats opened fire on multiple government buildings, including the Mexican consulate, in Austin, Texas last...
Incoming Oversight Chairman Also Doesn’t Believe in Empirical Reality
We now have multiple reports from Republican-controlled committees that thoroughly and conclusively debunk a wide range of Benghazi conspiracy theories, but the incoming chairman of the Witch...
Courageous Editor Would Bravely Shoot Unarmed Kid in the Face
This is where we’re at here in America. Ben Howe, an editor at Erick Erickson’s Red State, says he would have shot Michael Brown in the face, too. Give me a gun. Put me in Darren...
Not So Much
Artist - Tim Eagan In other news, the largest food bank in the US, the Food Bank For New York City (FBFNYC), is running out of food because of budget cuts. It's worth noting that House Republicans...
Bachmann and King Go to the Border to Look for Pregnant Mothers to Kick Out
Outgoing elected crazy person Michele Bachmann and secret border control agent Steve King went to the border to look for immigrants and all they found were fishermen. Roma, Texas (CNN) -- Michele...
Oh Fuck No
via WaPo “I think it would be very helpful if President Obama went and met with [Darren Wilson] or invited him to the White House and said, ‘You’ve gone through four months of smear and slander and...
Darren Wilson’s Testimony is an Infantilized Fantasy
To say that Officer Darren Wilson's testimony was ridiculous really doesn't do it justice. It would not be a stretch to say that it reads like Stormfront fan fiction or a white nationalist comic book...
The National Bar Association is Just As Dismayed As You Are
Because of leaks from the grand jury and the way the initial investigation was handled, or not handled, it was not a total surprise that Office Darren Wilson was not indicted for the killing of...
Drama Club
Artist - Joe Heller In other news, shootings by police are now the the leading cause of violent death in Utah according to the Salt Lake Tribune. Meanwhile, former New York Mayor Rudy "9/11" Giuliani...
What Benghazi Report?
A sweeping House committee report that clears the administration of wrongdoing and debunks two years worth of conspiracy theories may seem important to you, but three out of the four major networks...
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