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Pro-War and Anti-War Hero Rand Paul Unveils His (and the President’s) Foreign Policy
Yes, that's an awkward headline, but work with me here. Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) is preparing to introduce a declaration of war against ISIS and, according to The Daily Beast, his declaration will...
John McCain Wants Benghazi Conspiracy Theorist Lindsey Graham to Run for President, And Other News
If Lindsey Graham knows what's good for the rest of us, he'll listen to his longtime buddy John McCain and throw his hat into the presidential ring. “I think he is looking at it, and I am strongly...
Running With Scissors
I feel conflicted because, on one hand, this woman is dead and that's terrible, but on the other hand, well, just read this: St. Louis (CNN) -- A woman appears to have accidentally fatally shot...
Chart of the Day
Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, there’s no shortage of things to laugh at in the world today, but this may be the funniest. “With this action, the president has chosen to...
Colbert on “Executive Amnesty”
The predictable nature of GOP lunacy means Colbert’s commentary from before the president gave his speech last night needs no alteration. If Obama doesn’t deport these people who are...
The House GOP Finally Files Their Lawsuit
Now that House Republicans have finally filed their lawsuit against the president after talking about it for nearly half a year, the countdown to when it will be thrown out of court can begin...
Darrell Issa Has Time for One Last Fake Scandal
Grand Inquisitor Darrell Issa only has a limited amount of time left as the chairman of the Oversight Committee, but he intends to spend it on one last fake scandal. Darrell Issa is diving into...
And the Award for the Most Unhinged Response Goes To…
The competition is steep, but the award for the Most Unhinged Response to the president’s executive actions on immigration should probably go to Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach (R), the...
Clear Message
Artist – Tim Eagan In other news, former Senator Scott Brown is getting back in the saddle at Fox News after losing the election. Again. Meanwhile, President Obama will address the nation...
The Colbert Report Performs a Public Service, Exposes “Huge Douchebag” Libertarian Bros
This isn’t necessarily funny because utterly contemptable assholes like this do exist, but the Colbert Report makes them slightly more palatable. For fighting for their constitutional right to...
Rand Paul, the Civil Rights Hero Who Thinks the Civil Rights Act Went Too Far
Rand Paul is known for many things, chiefly among them is his belief that ending segregated lunch counters was a federal overreach and that private businesses should be allowed to discriminate. He...
House Committee Says Defunding Executive Action is Impossible
The Republican-controlled House Appropriations Committee has quietly informed Republican leadership that they cannot defund the president’s actions on immigration because the agency responsible...
Outreach: Democrats and the “Simple Minded Darkies”
Ira Hansen, the incoming speaker of the Republican caucus of the Nevada Assembly, would like to tell us what he knows about the Negro. Take it away: Among other things, as part of a broader statement...
GOP Rep: Send Obama to Prison for Taking Executive Action
Representative Mo Brooks (R-AL) is just sayin’ there’s a statute somewhere (he can’t remember exactly) that says we could throw the president in prison for a few years. Brooks said...
Report: Only 1 Percent of Employers Dropping Healthcare
Immediately following the midterm election, congressional Republican leadership announced that one of their goals during the next session of Congress would be to redefine what it means to be a full...
Last Week’s Agenda
Artist – Rob Tornoe In other news, Louisiana Republicans are establishing a special voter integrity program to combat the non-existent, imagined threat of voter fraud. Meanwhile, the House of...
Paul Krugman Says What He Got Wrong
Here’s something you don’t see every day: an economist talking about the things they got wrong. via Business Insider Just once I’d like to see a conservative economist admit that...
Colbert on Executive Action and GOP Pushback
Last night, Colbert warned us that immigrants are “coming for the jobs they already have.” Yes, the president is refusing to deport these illegals so we must cut the funding to pay the...
House GOP Wants No Independent Scientists on Science Board
The president isn’t going to sign this into law, but the House continues to wage its own private war on the EPA and science. The House voted 229-191 to pass H.R. 1422, which would change the...
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