Mark Maynard is not a used car salesman in the rhetorical or pejorative sense. He is a for-real used car salesman and he just defeated the longest-sitting state senator in West Virginia. Maynar and...
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Steve Stockman Subpoenaed by Grand Jury
Representative Steve Stockman and three of his aides have been subpoenaed by a federal grand jury. Stockman notified Congress of the subpoena but did not reveal the nature of the federal...
Solyndra Loan Program Turning a Profit for Taxpayers
The same program that funded Solyndra, the great non-scandal of yore, is now turning a profit for the federal government and taxpayers. via Bloomberg The U.S. government expects to earn $5 billion to...
The Path of Ryan
Artist – Steve Greenberg In other news, the Washington Post reports that Chinese hackers infiltrated NOAA’s satellite network last month, resulting in a three-day outage. Meanwhile...
Craven Political Hatchet Men
Breitbart receives a tip of the hat from Colbert for standing by their incorrect story. First up, folks, with Republicans set to take over Congress in January, I have been appalled to see Barack...
Healthcare Coupons and Block Grants: Paul Ryan’s Path to Poverty is Back
The New York Times reports that Congressional Republican plan to continue pushing the monumentally-bad Paul Ryan budget and everything that entails during the next session of Congress. Congressional...
Brownback’s Tax Cut Magic Still Isn’t Working, Will Never Work
Governor Sam Brownback told the people of Kansas that his formula of tax cuts and budget cuts would get the economy moving again if they just give it more time and apparently the people bought it...
Thanks is Not Enough
Artist – Nick Anderson In other news, two black men were attacked by a white man wielding a chain and his Chevy pickup outside of McDonalds in Sacramento and apparently it’s Obama’s...
Senator Leahy Thinks NSA Reform is More Important Than the Next AG
It was reported last week that Senate Democrats are unwilling to confirm attorney general nominee Loretta Lynch during the lame duck and that that is one reason why the White House may not pressure...
Creepy Robot of the Day
Boston Dynamics’ Atlas robot has learned how to balance itself on one foot while waving its arms in the air. It’s only a matter of time until it crashes through your windows and puts you...
Anyone Remember Ebola?
Remember when Ebola was being carried across the border by ISIS terrorists and/or possibly immigrant children? Remember when nurse Kaci Hickox was going to sicken all of New Jersey and Maine? As of...
Both Sides
Artist – David Horsey In other news, Senator Rand Paul is touching base with his conspiracy theorist roots by writing the forward for Andrew Napolitano’s new book Meanwhile, Scott Brown...
Scott Walker Pushes Unconstitutional Drug Testing for Food Stamps
The practice of drug-testing recipients of public assistance has been found unconstitutional on multiple occasions in other states, but Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is planning to push for such a...
Big (State) Government
The people of Denton, Texas voted decisively (59 to 41) to ban fracking within city limits, but the state of Texas says it doesn’t care and will continue issuing permits for fracking inside...
Apology Tour
When will Saint Reagan stop apologizing for America? Audio recordings recently released by the Reagan presidential library under a Freedom of Information Act request revealed that former President...
Kids Are Still Dying From a School Shooting That Happened Nearly Three Weeks Ago
On Friday November the 7th, another child died as a result of a school shooting that occurred on October 24th. Harborview Medical Center in Seattle said 15-year-old Andrew Fryberg died Friday evening...
This is How We Derp
We would all understand if you missed Breitbart’s big scoop over the weekend which, as it turns out, was laughably inaccurate. The crack team at Breitbart reported over the weekend that Loretta...
No Consequences
Artist – Steve Greenberg In other news, the Supreme Court has chosen to take another shot at killing Obamacare by agreeing to hear King v. Burwell; a lawsuit based on word choice. Meanwhile...
Report: President Obama Will Nominate Loretta Lynch for AG
Several news organizations have reported that President Obama will nominate Loretta Lynch to serve as the next attorney general. From the Associated Press WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. attorney...
Thanks Obama
214,000 jobs were added to the economy during the month of October according to the Labor Department. Furthermore, the number of people participating in the labor force has reached its highest point...
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