Artist – Tim Eagan In other news, a federal judge dismissed two lawsuits against the IRS yesterday because they were based on a thing that doesn’t exist. The judge also ruled that the IRS...
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Outreach: 40 or 50 Percent of Black Voters Are “Clueless”
Fox Business host Stuart “The Goodies” Varney asked former presidential frontrunner Herman Cain if the Democrats playing the “Ferguson card” will drive minority turnout in...
Left Hand Doesn’t Know What the Right Hand is Doing
Representative Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) wants to know why the White House didn’t ask the non-existent Surgeon General to head up the Ebola response. On Wednesday, Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT)...
Scott Brown is Not a Scientist and He Has No Need for Scientists
While Senator Jeane Shaheen says we should “listen to the experts” on Ebola, her opponent Scott Brown insists that we don’t need no stinkin’ experts. Brown said part of the...
Obama’s Fault
When memes become reality. Ebola has been confirmed in N.Y.C., with officials frantically trying to find all of the people and things he had contact with.Obama's fault — Donald J. Trump...
George Will Goes Full Legitimate Rape
If you’re a victim of rape, is it worth it to come forward and seek treatment? Conservative columnist George Will was asked that question by a rape victim during his lecture at Miami University...
Just Another Day
Artist – Adam Zyglis In other news, Iowa Republican senate candidate Joni Ernst says she’s prepared to use her pistol against the government if it comes to that. Ernst is running for...
Worst Person in the World
Representative Don Young (R-AK) is a horrible person. Young offended a lot of people on Tuesday of this week when he told a crowd of high school students that suicide can be blamed on a lack of...
Scott Brown Forgets He’s Not a State Senator From MA
Former Senator Scott Brown recently donated to his own campaign and the state of Massachusetts was listed as his employer. via Local ABC Affiliate WMUR [In] Brown’s latest campaign finance...
Gohmert Shares His Deepest Fantasies About Gays in the Military
The problem with gays in the military, Representative Louie Gohmert (R-TX) tells us, is that they won’t be prepared to fight because they’ve been giving and receiving hand jobs all day...
Justification
Artist – Nick Anderson In other news, the economic situation in Kansas, which has been referred to as a “disaster” and “catastrophe” by local press, became worse today...
Scott Brown: I Didn’t Say That Thing I Said Several Times
Former Senator Scott Brown insists that he did not say ISIS is poised to cross the southern border even though he’s been saying that for weeks. “With respect, I did not say that —...
Jody Hice’s Theory of Everything: Public School Leads to Environmentalism, Homosexuality, Abortion, Cultural Tolerance
Jody Hice will probably be a member of Congress come January. Jody Hice says public schools are just like Nazi Germany. HICE: Obviously, if we have government — which is what the public school...
Governor Rick Scott Doesn’t Know How Minimum Wage Works or Doesn’t Care, or Both
Does Florida Governor Rick Scott support having a minimum wage? “Sure” he says, but he has on idea how it does or should work. In a gubernatorial debate Tuesday night, Florida Gov. Rick...
Here’s a Brilliant Idea
Cheney/Giuliani 2016! Having recently spoken with Cheney , then seeing Rudy at #Klinghoffer, I ask: Why not the best? Cheney-Giuliani 2016? — Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) October 22, 2014...
One Stop Shop
The firearms industry and the doomsday survival industry market themselves to the same audience so it’s only logical that the two would begin to merge. The Iowa-based Brownells firearms company...
We’re All Going to Die After These Messages
Artist – Chan Lowe To answer my own question which I posted last week — peak fearmonger clearly is a myth because this just keeps getting more ridiculous. Writing for the Washington Post...
Texas Scientists Argue Reducing Pollution Might be Harmful to Health
Did you know that if we remove pollution from the air, it may actually have a negative impact on health? I hadn’t heard that fantastical bit of information either, but that’s what the...
LA. Senate Candidate Will Run Over Obamacare With His Truck, Or Something
Tea Party senate candidate Rob Maness (R-LA) has released an unintentionally hilarious campaign ad promising to run over Obamacare with his motorized penis extension. There’s also something...
RNC Co-Chair: Wisconsin Voters Are Dumb
If Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker loses his bid for reelection, the only possible explanation is that Wisconsin voters are big dummies, according to the co-chair of the Republican National Committee...