Former Republican presidential candidate and second place finisher Rick Santorum tells RealClearPolitics that he’s preparing to run for president again. “I’m doing everything right...
Artist – David Horsey In other news, Texas Attorney General and gubernatorial candidate Gregg Abbot says it doesn’t matter if same-sex marriage will “produce societal benefits...
Former Senator Scott Brown continues to shit himself over the thought of Ebola-carrying terrorist criminal persons crossing our southern border with Mexico. When asked if we should place restrictions...
Fox & Friends is very concerned that we don’t have a Surgeon General at a time like this. The previous nominee was mysteriously “tied up in politics.” At 0:38 DOOCY: You would...
Representative Steve Stockman (R-TX) has uncovered a grand conspiracy and discovered that President Obama will soon issue Order 66 Order 33 to seize total control after Ebola spreads throughout the...
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell insists that Kentucky’s health insurance exchange, known as Kynect, is just a website. It isn’t. During his debate with Democratic challenger Alison...
Artist – Steve Greenberg This is the state of abortion coverage in Texas now than most clinics have been forced to close. Women are calling from hundreds of miles away to find access. Ken...
Former Senator Scott Brown visited a tailgate party at the University of New Hampshire over the weekend and surrounded himself with fratbros. What happened next probably won’t surprise you...
New Hampshire state Rep. Steve Vaillancourt (R) skips the pleasantries and gets right to the heart of the matter: ugly women need not apply. This gets progressively worse. I seem to recall hearing...
While this is an amusing anecdote, I believe it has implications for the next election. Staffers have now coined the term “Cantored”, meaning to lose in what is otherwise considered to be...
Artist – Clay Bennett In other news, Republicans are already vowing to block all legislation if the president unilaterally closes the prison at Guantanamo Bay. Meanwhile, Allen West (R-Batshit)...
So here’s a campaign ad from the Republican candidate for lieutenant governor of Texas implying that ISIS is planning to cross “our border” in armed convoys, with credits to Fox...
Republican Senate candidate Jeff Bell has “done a lot of thinking” about it and he has concluded that he’s losing to Cory Booker by double digits because of single women on welfare...
The Wall Street Journal reports the White House is examining ways the president could close the prison at Guantanamo Bay, including bypassing Congress. White House officials have concluded Mr. Obama...
The last time Scott Brown spoke about national security, he accused his opponent Senator Jeanne Shaheen and President Obama of attacking ISIS in the wrong location. According to Brown, they made a...
Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, faced with the reality of legal same-sex marriage, a Republican lawmaker in Utah has proposed legislation to rename same-sex marriages to “pairages...
The Daily Show’s Kristen Schaal updates us on the GOP’s campaign to reach out to women, and there’s a bowl of birth control. I had forgotten just how horrifying the conservative...
As you may already be aware, Kansas Governor Sam Brownback’s economic regimen has backfired. Tax cuts signed into law by his administration have left deep holes in the state budget which...
Zach Dasher, the nephew of “Duck Dynasty” star and infamous bigot Phil Robertson, is running for Congress and he’s pledging to stand up for your Second Amendment rights because you...
via Bloomberg Jobless claims declined by 1,000 to 287,000 in the week ended Oct. 4, a Labor Department report showed today in Washington. The median forecast of 50 economists surveyed by Bloomberg...
