The Republican nominee for attorney general in Wisconsin, Brad Schimel, who is also the Waukesha County District Attorney, has been aghast that his Democratic opponent Susan Happ said she would not...
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Pandemic
“I seen ‘em!” – Texas Sheriff Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, according to a new report from the Union for Concerned Scientists, tidal flooding will triple in some...
Government Shutdown Fever
The continuing resolution that keeps the federal government running, which was passed by Congress before they went home to campaign, will expire on December 11th and fourteen congressional...
That Didn’t Go As Planned
Local Fox affiliate KPTV reports that an open-carry man had his open-carried gun robbed from him at gun point in Oregon on Saturday. Investigators said the 21-year-old victim bought a handgun earlier...
Tom Cotton Continues to Make Shit Up
Republican Senate candidate Tom Cotton (R-AK), the man who says President Obama “hijacked” the farm bill and turned it into a “food stamp bill,” now says that ISIS has...
RNC Backs Ted Cruz’s Marriage Amendment
During an interview with MSNBC yesterday, RNC Chairman Reince Priebus implied that gay marriage will indeed be a big part of their campaign in 2016. The first indication came when Senator and...
This Ruins Everything
Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, Wal-Mart will no longer provide healthcare to 30,000 part time employees because the Walton family needs more cash money to wipe their ass with. Meanwhile...
Super Stupid
Apparently you should consider voting for Renee Ellmers (R-NC) because she’ll save us from the “Obama-Aiken economy.” Americans are living in an “Obama-Aiken economy,”...
Patriotic Outsourcing
Georgia Republican senate candidate David Perdue says he isn’t ashamed that he championed the outsourcing of jobs to China when he was an executive. On the contrary, he’s...
Creationist Theme Park Only Hires Creationists, May Lose Tax Credits
In hindsight this seems obvious, but tax credits for the Noah’s Ark Park in Northern Kentucky may be canceled because the park won’t hire anyone who isn’t a creationist; a violation...
The Trusted Czars
We’ve come full circle from 2009, a time when Republicans decried the president’s appointment of Czars as some kind of Marxist conspiracy even though former President Bush began the...
The End is Nigh
Is it possible that ISIS will cross into American through our southern border with Mexico? Not only is it a possibility, they’re already here(!) according to Michele Bachmann and the car...
Never Satisfied
Artist – David Horsey In other news, the Supreme Court declined to hear multiple same-sex marriage cases today, bringing the total number of states where gay marriage is legal to 30. Meanwhile...
Larry Klayman Files Petition to Deport the President
Anti-NSA complainant and leader of the failed movement to overthrow the government Larry Klayman has filed a petition with the Department of Homeland Security, asking the department to deport...
Lower than Low
In recent months thousands of employees of the fast food industry have taken to the streets to call for higher wages (my hat’s off to them) and some have even pondered forming or joining a...
Concerned Troll
Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, the Smithsonian Institute has issued its first ever official statement on the causes of climate change, establishing that it is tied to “human...
Wall Street Reform Leads to Charges Against High-Speed Trader
The Department of Justice has filed charges against a high-frequency trader who abused the system for personal profit. The Justice Department alleges that a trader named Michael Coscia used the high...
Unhinged History: We “Voluntarily” Ended Slavery
A member of the Colorado Board of Education apparently believes very fantastical things about American history. As an opponent of the “anti-American” Advanced Placement U.S. History...
Graham: I May Run for President if No One Warmongers Enough
While Team Cruz believes running on neo-con foreign policy will separate him from the rest of the pack in 2016, Lindsey Graham is now floating the idea of running for president. During an interview...
Unemployment Falls to 5.9 Percent, GOP Shrugs
Numbers released today by the Labor Department show that unemployment has fallen to a six-year low. Furthermore, numbers for the previous two months were revised upward. via Bloomberg The 248,000...