Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, Turkey’s parliament has voted in favor of military action in Iraq and Syria, greatly expanding the coalition fighting ISIS. Meanwhile, the Supreme Court...
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Scott Brown is Pretty Sure No One Cares About Birth Control, Equal Pay
Today in Outreach, Scott Brown is focused on things that people care about: not birth control and not equal pay for women. When Fox News host Gretchen Carlson asked Scott Brown to respond Senator...
Gheen’s Words Are On Rubio’s Lips, Says Gheen
Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) remains on ALIPAC president William Gheen’s naughty list because he supported immigration reform that one time before turning against his own bill, but Gheen is proud...
Rand Paul: US Troops Might Get Ebola Just Like The Poop Cruise
That is not a verbatim headline, but it’s close. Doctor Rand Paul told conservative radio host Laura Ingraham yesterday that he’s concerned US troops will get sick just like the poop ship...
Debacle
Artist – Nick Anderson In other news, U.S. Secret Service Director Julia Pierson resigned today following several subsequent debacles. Joseph Clancy will serve as the interim head of the agency...
Murray Energy CEO Bob Murray Wastes Employee Money, Fires Them When He Can’t
Four weeks ago a former employee of Murray Energy filed a lawsuit against CEO Bob Murray because he fired her after she refused to make political donations as instructed by him. “Not only did...
Common Core Killer
Are children better off living under a drug war than learning Common Core? After a brief discussion about the cost of educating immigrant children, Fox News host Lisa Kennedy Montgomery posed the...
Slippery Slope
If we allow recovering alcoholics to meet on church grounds, before you know it we’ll be letting the gays in. At least that seems to be the thinking of a baptist church in Louisiana. In mid...
Outreach: Say Yes to the Rick Scott Dress
This bridal-themed video ad produced by the College Republican National Committee isn’t quite as cringe-worthy as the conservative dating profile was, but it’s close. The bar is...
Worst Person in the World: Bomb Threat at Sandy Hook
Someone sent a bomb threat to the temporary location of the Sandy Hook elementary school this morning and whoever they are they’re a shitheel. via Local ABC affiliate WTNH MONROE, Conn. (WTNH)...
Ad Virus
Artist – Joe Heller In other news, the CDC has confirmed the first case of Ebola in America at a Dallas area hospital. Meanwhile, this report from the Washington Post made me feel both sick to...
Humans Are the Worst
A new report from the World Wildlife Fund and the Zoological Society of London says the world’s wildlife population has declined by at least 52 percent in the last 40 years. From The Telegraph:...
Survivalist Gunman Leaves Pipe Bombs in the Woods
The Associated Press reports that state police officers searching for the doomsday prepper who ambushed two officers outside their barracks in Blooming Grove, Pennsylvania have found pipe bombs and...
That Doesn’t Make it Better
It’s been nearly two years since former Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney made his infamous “47 percent” comments but he’s still trying to explain them away...
Unhinged History
Conservative school boards and lawmakers in states such as Texas and Colorado have alleged that Advanced Placement U.S. History is “anti-American” because it does not censor negative...
False Alarm
Artist – David Horsey In other news, the recent White House fence jumper reportedly made it much farther into the building than was originally disclosed. After barrelling past the guard...
AFP Under Investigation in North Carolina
The Koch Brothers’ Americans for Prosperity group is under investigation in North Carolina for sending thousands of mailers giving voters bad information. According to the State Election Board...
Ted Cruz is Running for President
The Republican clown car of 2016 will soon have its first occupant. It has been apparent ever since he masterminded the Republican Government Shutdown of 2013, but the National Journal reports that...
Ingraham: Why is the Anti-Colonial Welfare President Fighting Ebola?
As Newt Gingrich once said, you can’t understand President Obama unless you understand his anti-colonial worldview; a worldview shared by all people who aren’t lizards. This anti-colonial...
Unfair Fight
Artist – Rob Rogers In other news, GDP for the second quarter of the year has been revised upward. The economy grew at an annual rate of 4.6 percent, up from 4.2 percent. Meanwhile, it’s...