Remember the ridiculous ad produced the Tom Cotton campaign in which he accused the president of “hijacking” the farm bill to make it a “food stamp bill?” Virtually everyone...
Tom Cotton is Just Making Shit Up, is a Confirmed Yokel
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Author - SK Ashby
It Could Happen
Republicans in Delkab County, Alabama are warning local residents that if they reelect their Democratic sheriff, he may help President Obama suspend the 2016 election and usurp all power. In a letter...
False Patriotism for False Patriots
Fox Host Gretchen Carlson has a thing or two to say about the students who walked out in protest in the Denver, Colorado area after the local school board proposed censoring their history curriculum...
Outreach
Here’s an idea: let’s track immigrants just like Fedex packages. Must credit Virginia Republican congressional candidate Barbara Comstock. “I think immigration should be done by...
Love it or Leave it
Artist – Nick Anderson In other news, the Kansas state government is poised to plug a few holes in their budget by auctioning off thousands of sex toys. I can’t imagine that will help Sam...
Republicans Are People Too, Or So They Say
For the lack of a better term, I’m just going to say this is pathetic. Republicans have launched a campaign to remind the world that they are people, too, and a party that needs to remind you...
Obamacare is Working
According to the Department of Health and Human Services and the Council of Economic Advisers, hospitals in state that have expanded Medicaid will save $4.2 billion in uncompensated care this year...
Conspiracy Theory
The last time we caught up with William Gheen of the Americans for Legal Immigration PAC, he warned us that President Obama had conspired to bring thousands of immigrant children into America to...
Outreach With Fox News’ The Five
Pilots who took part in the United Arab Emirates’ airstrikes on ISIS this week were led by the nation’s first female pilot, Major Mariam Al Mansouri. That’s enough to make anyone...
Handouts
Artist – Rob Rogers In other news, a federal appeals court has overturned an injunction that prevented the investigation of Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker from continuing. You can watch the...
Documented Piece of Shit Bob Murray is Worried About Workers
Murray Energy CEO Bob Murray, who as we’ve discussed before is a documented piece of shit, is very concerned about your granny and your jobs. According to Murray, the EPA must be stopped...
The Conservative War on History Continues
The conservative war on history, which recently reared its head in Texas where state officials voted to drop the Advanced Placement U.S. History curriculum because it was “anti-American,”...
Serious People for Serious Times
Conservatives aren’t merely freaky out over the “latte salute” as Tommy Christopher points out; they’re launching an entire campaign centered around it. If you provide the...
Greatest Generation of Takers
Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, infamous asshole Dinesh D’Douchebag was sentenced to five years of probation and community service today. He’ll also spend eight months in a...
Colbert on Charles Krauthammer’s Non-Diagnosis
As a conservative pundit it’s Stephen Colbert’s responsibility to “carefully weight the facts and objectively determine how the president is wrong” and his hero is Charles...
All Obama’s Fault All The Time
Without a hint of irony, Jim Geraghty of The National Review writes that the ultimate lesson of the Obama presidency is that “accountability if for suckers.” Geraghty didn’t merely...
House GOP Lawsuit Too Embarrassing for Law Firm
I missed this bit of news over the weekend and I regret that I did because it’s a very amusing bit of news. The lawyer hired by House Republicans to handle their lawsuit against President Obama...
Tom DeLay is Even More Confused Than Scott Brown
While Scott Brown says President Obama should have targeted ISIS on our southern border with Mexico rather than overseas, former GOP leader Tom DeLay says the president has refused to take action...
Scott Brown is Very Confused
President Obama and Jeanne Shaheen have it all wrong according to Republican Senate candidate Scott Brown. Brown tells us the administration has targeted ISIS in the wrong location. Radical Islamic...
True Victims
Artist – John Darkow Good news — the San Diego public school system says it will return that mine-resistant military vehicle they acquired from the Pentagon. The Los Angeles school...