John Oliver and his crew dug into the tax records of the Miss America pageant and found that they’ve been lying scholarships to the tune of millions of dollars. What Oliver and his crew...
“How is This Still a Thing?”
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All Roads (and Fence Jumpers) Lead to Benghazi
Fox News host Harris Faulker just couldn’t stop herself from linking the White House fence jumper to ‘another asset we didn’t protect.’ At 2:18 HARRIS: I couldn’t help...
Conspiracy Theory
Proof is in the pudding for anti-NSA complainant Larry Klayman. According to him, the president’s refusal to nuke the entire middle east and kill Muslims on sight is proof that the president...
Outreach: Conservative Dating Profile
The conservative Americans for Shared Prosperity group is tired of the Democratic party’s “war on women” rhetoric so they’re fighting back with this amazingly patronizing...
Who Are The Boots?
Artist – Rob Rogers I can think of no better way to start the weekend than Colbert on Fox News coverage of “boots on the ground.” This is the funniest thing I’ve seen this...
Rand Paul Delivers the Rand Paul Rebuttal to Rand Paul
Rand, son of Ron, delivered a 45 minute speech that contradicted his own previous positions.
Conspiracy Theory
As far as the executive vice president of the Family Research Council is concerned, it’s an established fact that President Obama “orchestrated” the migration of immigrant children...
GOP Candidate Wouldn’t Hesitate to Fire Lasers at Mexico
This is real life. Mark Walker, the Republican nominee for North Carolina’s 6th Congressional District, is an unhinged ignoramus who is willing to fire our lasers(??) at Mexico to handle the...
By Corporations, For Corporations
Artist – David Horsey In other news, the House of Representatives has canceled their work session for the remainder of the month and will not return to Washington until November 12th. Must be...
Obama’s Fault
Representative Tom Cotton (R) would like to assure the residents of Arkansas that the only reason he voted against the farm bill is because President Obama made him do it. COTTON: When President...
Don’t Mess With Texas History
The imagined slight of an Advanced Placement U.S. History curriculum that is “anti-American” has swept the state of Texas and the state Board of Education has taken steps to eliminate it...
Senate GOP Want to Deport All DREAMers, Block Non-Existent “Amnesty”
Senator Jeff Sessions (R-AL) has committed to bringing up the House Republicans’ terrible, no good, bad border bill which they voted on before the August recess. In his own words, Sessions says...
Turned Out Fine
Artist – Nick Anderson In other news, Attorney General Eric Holder said today that the Department of Justice is preparing fraud charges against “individuals at Wall Street firms.”...
Team Rand: He Didn’t Say That Thing He Said Which We Won’t Name
In case you didn’t notice, there have been quite a few stories lately, from columns to blog posts, popping up all over the web demonstrating that Rand Paul has completely flipped on previous...
Parenting Classes With Sean Hannity
Fox News and hate radio host Sean Hannity is offering advice for current and expecting parents. What is his advice? Tell your kids that being gay is wrong and whip them if they don’t listen...
Thanks for Nothing
In other the-NRA-is-terrible news, Senator Mark Pryor is receiving no thanks from the NRA for voting to kill universal background checks. Last year, Sen. Mark Pryor (D-AR) voted against a popular...
NRA: Gun Control Advocates Are Pro-Domestic Violence
It’s forgone that the NRA sits atop the list of Worst Persons in the World, but this is a reach that deserves special recognition. According to the NRA, the Ray Rice domestic violence case...
Outreach
Artist – Ed Hall In other news, the primary suspect in the ambush and shooting of two state police officers outside a barracks in Pennsylvania is a doomsday prepper who fantasized about killing...
The Benghazi Network
According to a report from Media Matters, Fox News aired nearly 1,100 segments on Benghazi between September of 2012 and May of 2014. And to be clear, this does not merely include mentions of...
Do You Stand With Rand? Does Rand Stand With Rand?
It was only months ago when Rand Paul took to the floor of the Senate and engaged in a 13-hour long filibuster of a judicial nominee to protest the killing of Anwar al-Awlaki in Yemen and American...