Words continue to have no meaning as Jody Hice, the Republican nominee to fill Representative Paul Broun’s (R-Pit of Hell) House seat, says gay people have “the same rights” as...
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Super Stupid
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Bobby Jindal and the Science Deniers
Bobby Jindal is not a scientist, man. At a prayer breakfast hosted by the Christian Science Monitor this morning, Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal said the Obama administration is filled to the brim...
Distractions
Artist – John Darkow In other news, the first vice chair of the Arizona Republican Party resigned last night after saying that women on social welfare programs should be sterilized. As you may...
Lindsey Graham Says We’re All Going to Die
Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) is a man who may piss his pants on a regular basis. During his appearance on Fox News Sunday, Graham called the president “delusional” for believing that...
Not Intended to be a Factual Statement
During an interview with Breitbart, Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) said that the first executive order he would issue as president — Ha! — would be to “repeal all previous executive...
Words Continue to Have No Meaning
Today in Fox News chyrons brought to you by Media Matters. During a segment of America’s Newsroom focused on “American ambivalence” and the president’s lack of action, Fox...
Perdue: Nunn Supporters Are Like ACORN
Georgia Secretary of State Brian Kemp (R) is investigating the New Georgia Project, a third party voter registration organization, following allegations that they may be committing fraud. There are a...
Awkward Questions
Artist – Pat Bagley Sorry folks, the park’s closed. I’m dealing with some computer hardware issues and won’t be posting today. Regarding the above cartoon — here’s...
More Hearings
Artist – Ann Cleaves In other news, Senate Republicans successfully filibustered and blocked a constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens United today. Meanwhile, an elementary school...
Murray Energy CEO Bob Murray is a Documented Piece of Shit
The Charleston Gazette reports that a preparation plant foreman has filed a lawsuit against Murray Energy, alleging that she was fired because she didn’t follow CEO Bob Murray’s...
Conspiracy Theory
The last several years have seen a number of railroad incidents and disasters involving the transportation of crude oil that have led to many deaths, and so the Department of Transportation is...
Rand Paul Opposes a Thing That We Aren’t Doing
Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) has repeatedly demanded that the president seek congressional authorization for taking action in Syria, and now that President Obama is doing so, Rand is ready to give it...
Who Done It?
Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, Chris Christie now owns the distinction of having the greatest number of credit rating downgrades as a governor of New Jersey as Standard & Poor’s...
Congressional GOP Oppose Their Own Position on Syria
Congressional Republicans and conservative pundits have called on the White House to arm Syrian rebels for years, but now that President Obama is officially asking for authorization to do so, they...
Outreach: GOP State Senator Doesn’t Want Uneducated Black Voters
Instances of Republican politicians saying vaguely racist things and using code words like “Chicago politics” are fairly common, but this isn’t vague at all. Georgia state Senator...
Bill Maher Gets Duped by Rand Paul
Bill Maher already lost me when he joked that bombing Gaza is a bit like slapping a crazy woman (domestic violence isn’t funny), but this foolish endorsement of Rand Paul seals the deal...
Middle Ground
Artist – Clay Bennett In other news, Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) said today that congressional Republicans should consider attaching a repeal of DACA to a continuing resolution to keep the...
Cheney: Obama ‘Facilitates the Muslim Brotherhood’
If you’re being generous you can read this as a critique of policy, but I’m not so generous and I believe it was a coded wink and a nod that the president himself may be a terrorist...
GOP Fearmongers Over Ebola, Cuts Ebola Funding Request
In America’s latest display of stunning dissonance, House Republicans are planning to provide less than half of what White House requested to fight Ebola. According to a source familiar with...