Artist – Phil Hands In other news, Rep. Lee Terry (R-NE) is apparently very upset because Congress hasn’t received a cost of living adjustment since 2008. Because it’s hard out here...
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Conspiracy Theory
Iowa congressional candidate and Obamacare shooter Joni Ernst has been caught on video obtained by Yahoo showing her ranting about the diabolical U.N. and Agenda 21. “The United Nations has...
Rand Paul is Such a Libertarian He Wants to Ban All Abortion
During an interview with the American Liberty Association uploaded to Youtube on Monday, Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) explained why he supports legislation that would declare that life begins at...
Why Do They Keep Talking About Impeachment?
Why do Democrats Republicans keep talking about impeachment? Republican congressional candidate Matthew Corey (R-CT) told the Bristol Press that the president needs to be impeached. Corey said that...
Rest in Peace
Artist – David Horsey In other news, Fannie Mae will pay the Treasury Department $3.7 billion next month. Fannie Mae recieved $116 billion in bailout funds, however it has now repaid over $130...
Where Are The Jobs?
Apparently the jobs are here. Job openings have reached a 13-year high according to the Labor Department. U.S. employers had 4.7 million job openings on the last business day of June, up from 4.6...
You’ve Got to Be F*cking Kidding Me
One of the teens who was convicted in the infamous Steubenville rape case is back on the goddamn football team. Ma’Lik Richmond, one of two teens convicted in the rape of a 16-year-old girl in...
Conspiracy Theory
It’s been nearly a week since our last migrant children conspiracy theory, hasn’t it? The impeccable writers at Matt Barber’s lunatic website inform us that President Obama brought...
GOP Governors Give Up Hundreds of Billions by Refusing Medicaid Expansion
We know that states that refuse to expand Medicaid are denying healthcare to millions of people, but how much business and economic activity are they losing? According to the Urban Institute and...
The Secret
Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, Attorney General Eric Holder has announced an FBI investigation into the shooting death of unarmed black teenager Michael Brown over the weekend. The Justice...
Huckabee Didn’t Call for Impeachment, He Only Said the President Deserves to be Impeached
Mike Huckabee insists that he didn’t call for the impeachment of the president, he only said that the president deserves to be impeached. Or something. In an interview with Iowa reporters this...
Rand Paul on Obamacare: If We Win I’ll Vote to Repeal “the Whole Thing”
What will happen if Republicans take control of the Senate following the November elections? Well, for starters, they’ll probably vote to repeal Obamacare before they do anything else according...
Dan Snyder’s Outreach Campaign Continues
You can’t make this shit up. Washington football team owner Dan Snyder’s outreach program, the Washington Redskins Original Americans Foundation, has solicited artwork from a Native...
Running With Scissors
Here’s a great idea: let’s open the doorway to selling alcohol at gun shows. From the Associated Press: AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — Texas could start allowing alcohol sales at gun shows...
Lesson Learned
Artist – Adam Zyglis In other news, the one percent have become so wealthy that their wealth is now immeasurable. But don’t worry, billionaires, we’re not going to do something...
Colbert on Vladimir Putin’s Food Ban
Here’s Stephen Colbert on the Russia ban on food imports from the US and EU and fried chicken, bourbon, bourbon-glazed chicken, and Double-Downs. Folks, I’m sure you know this but...
Why Do They Keep Talking About Impeachment?
Why do Democrats Republicans keep talking about impeachment? Fox News’ resident legal expert, birther, and conspiracy theorist Judge Andrew Napolitano has come to his senses and declared that...
Conspiracy Theory
It looks like more people are coming around to William Gheen’s idea that President Obama secretly fostered violence in Central American countries so children would flee north where the...
Rand Paul Stands for Everything and for Nothing
There’s some truth to what Rand Paul told the New York Times this week about same-sex marriage and conservative red states, but once again Rand son of Ron demonstrates that he stands for...
The New Denial
Artist – Time Eagan In other news, Fox News host and border patrol cosplayer Sean Hannity has issued a challenge to Stephen Colbert for mocking him. I’m still waiting for Hannity to live...