Anti-immigrant activist and all-around terrible person Sandy Rios declared on her American Family Radio program that we should quarantine the undocumented children coming across the border just like...
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Do You Even Lift? Shirtless Old Bro Pumps Iron in Campaign Ad
It’s been a while since we’ve featured an unhinged Republican campaign ad, so here’s an ad for shirtless, iron-pumping, ‘roided-up Old Bro and Arizona gubernatorial candidate...
Outreach: GOP Rep. Says Immigrant Kids Might Be Thieves, Murderers and/or Rapists
During an interview with a radio station in Ocala, Florida Representative Rich Nugent (R) said we shouldn’t be fooled by the children coming across the border; some of them may be rapists...
Angry Conservatives Block The Wrong Children
Angry, racist, conservative protesters who took time out of their day to protest and block buses full of brown children ended up blocking a yellow school bus full of kids from a local YMCA instead...
Scandal Probe
Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, Chris McDaniel announced today that he is suing the Rankin County Circuit Clerk to gain access to poll books. The law states that personal information must be...
Thank You, Racism
Colbert is back from vacation and he’s talking about the Republican lawsuit against President Obama no his “long, award-losing segment: Thank You, Racism.” If there’s one...
GOP Rep: Undocumented Children Might Have Ebola
Representative Phil Gingrey (R-GA) has cooked up another reason why you should be very afraid of undocumented children — they may carry Ebola. Last week, Rep. Phil Gingrey (R-Ga.) wrote a...
Gun Nuts March to Take Their Country Back From Brown Children
Over 50 open carry activists and other assorted wingnuts marched through Vassar, Michigan to protest the possibility that undocumented children may be housed at a nearby human services facility...
Swing and a Miss
Just one photograph can tell you a lot about the people who are taking time out of their lives to protest children. “No Illeagles” If you’re going to spray paint something that is...
Outreach
Representative Renee Ellmers (R-NC) has pinpointed the reason Republicans have trouble reaching out to women — they use big words. ELlMERS: “Men do tend to talk about things on a much...
Executive Leadership
Artist – Rob Rogers In other news, another Republican is demanding that Obama administration ignore the law to please him. Nebraska Gov. Dave Heineman (R) wants the names of all undocumented...
Domestic Terrorist Planning to Kill Police Wanted an Uprising
Another domestic terrorist planning to kill police officers and destroy infrastructure was arrested in Utah on Friday night before he could carry out his plans. Reuters The Tremonton Police...
Idiot Congressman Sponsors Amendment That Does Nothing
House Republicans apparently passed an amendment to an appropriations bill last week which would prohibit the Department of Energy from doing something they have no control over. They voted...
Todd Akin is Talking About Rape Again
Disgraced former congressman Todd “Legitimate Rape” Akin is certain that Bill Clinton is a rapist and he’s upset because Politico wouldn’t publish his accusation that Clinton...
Conspiracy Theorists Ask the Tyrant President to Ignore the Law
We have enough Obama/Immigration conspiracy theories to curate a wikipedia page at this point, but when infamous insane person Tom Tancredo spelled out his conspiracy theory he also said something...
GOP Rep. Spots Threatening Undocumented Teenagers at a Glance
House Homeland Security Committee Chairman Michael McCaul (R-TX) says the situation on the border is “heart-wrenching,” but he has also seen some very scary kids and he thinks the...
Serious Business
Artist – John Cole In other news, the Treasury Department recorded a budget surplus of $71 billion for the month of June. Meanwhile, Senator Marco Rubio is back to supporting his own...
Rep. Gohmert Wants to Raise Taxes to Pay for a Military Campaign Against Children
Representative Louie Gohmert isn’t interested in approving President Obama’s spending request of $3.7 billion which would fund additional processing centers, judges, lawyers, and border...
Super Stupid
Steve “If Babies Had Guns” Stockman is apparently the comment troll of Congress, flooding the internal email system with wackobird messages about vast United Nations conspiracies, among...
Change of Plans?
I wouldn’t normally have any reason to make a post concerning Lebron James or professional basketball, but this is too amusing to pass up. As you might have heard, Lebron James is leaving the...