I’m sure you can imagine how the above Fox & Friends segment screencaptured by ThinkProgress transpired. During this “sage advice” segment, women were advised that they need to...
Author - SK Ashby
Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your… No, Scratch That
The Tweedledee and Tweedledum Duo of Lindsey Graham and John McCain are demanding that we send children packing and threaten to cut aid to their home countries if more children follow...
Conspiracy Theory
It’s not entirely clear what Texas Governor Rick Perry believes, but he believes… something. “I have to believe that when you do not respond in any way, that you are either inept...
John Boehner Still Doesn’t Know What He’s Suing For
Offering no specifics whatsoever, Speaker of the House John Boehner attacked the president for his “flippant dismissal” of the House Republicans’ supposedly-impending lawsuit in an...
Heresy
Artist – Rob Rogers In other news, parents of the victims of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting delivered 55,000 signed petitions to New Jersey Governor Chris Christie’s office...
Chris McDaniel Puts $1,000 Bounty on Black Voters
Not content to merely file a lawsuit challenging the validity of black voters, the McDaniel campaign is now offering a reward if you can point out a black voter who voted for Thad Cochran...
Nine States Join Robert E. Murray’s Crusade
Nine states have just joined Robert E. Murray’s dead-end lawsuit against the EPA’s regulation of emissions from coal plants. Filing a brief with the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals on...
House GOP Demands That We Deport More Children
Over thirty House Republicans, the people who are primarily responsible for blocking comprehensive immigration reform, are demanding that President Obama begin deporting more children. Issa and 32...
Economy Adds 288,000 Jobs, Unemployment Falls, Fox Business Host Derps
To the dismay of House Republicans, the economy continues to improve without them or in spite of them. The ADP Research Institute announced yesterday that 285,000 jobs were added to the economy...
Buffer Zone
Artist – Jen Sorensen In other news, American companies added 285,000 jobs during the month of June according to the ADP Research Institute. Meanwhile, Texas Land Commissioner Jerry Patterson...
Outreach: Angry Conservatives Protest Children Because They’re Brown
We’ve come a long way from those Christian charity commercials featuring a Santa Claus doppleganger that ask you to help children from South America. From the Associated Press SAN DIEGO (AP)...
How to Fix a Poll
How do you persuade people to agree with you and produce a poll with misleading results? Straight up lying is one way. In his email to members last night, Family Research Council President Tony...
‘True The Vote’ Joins Chris McDaniel, Says Black Votes Don’t Count
True The Vote, a sham organization dedicated to exposing non-existent voter fraud, has filed a lawsuit against Mississippi Secretary of State Delbert Hosemann and the Mississippi Republican Party...
Arms Race
Public colleges in Idaho had no plans to arm their campus police force, but now they have no choice. Idaho public colleges did not previously arm their campus officers. But Idaho State University...
“Power Grab”
Congressional Republicans can’t be bothered to deal with real problems, but they are attempting to save our cherished heritage of blowing things up without regulation. “If finalized, EPA...
Corporate Religion
Artist – Bruce Plante In other news, Senator Mike Lee (R-UT) is glad that the Supreme Court struck down the mandate for birth control that, as we all know, is primarily used for...
Chris McDaniel Continues His Witch Hunt for Black Voters
The clown show in Mississippi shows no signs of abating as Chris McDaniel and his supporters continue their witch hunt for black voters who (in their mind) don’t belong. Noel Fritsch...
“These Arguments Are Not Those of Serious People”
A federal judge struck down Kentucky’s ban on same-sex marriage today, saying that arguments made by the state are not serious. On Tuesday, a federal judge ruled Kentucky’s ban on same...
John Boehner Isn’t Fooling Anyone
I highly doubt Boehner himself believes this bullshit much less anyone else. “The crisis at our southern border reminds us all of the critical importance of fixing our broken immigration system...
People Are Still Giving Karl Rove Lots of Money
Karl Rove’s Crossroads PACs have reportedly reserved $20 million in ad-space for the upcoming elections, and that’s just the start. The targeted states include Alaska, Iowa, Montana...