Now that House Republican leadership is openly conceding that they will not pass an immigration reform bill this year, not even a bill of their own choosing and all that entails, they should be...
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New Leadership
Artist – RJ Matson In other news, President Obama announced today that he will begin taking executive action on immigration now that John Boehner has confirmed that the House will not pass a...
Report: Blackwater Manager Threatened to Kill State Dept. Investigator, Officials Blamed The Investigator
It’s 2014 and we’re still learning terrible things about the Bush administration. According to the New York Times, a senior manager for Blackwater threatened to kill one of the State...
Darrell Issa Has “Facts” That Lead Nowhere
House Oversight Committee Chairman Darrell Issa can’t point toward a “smoking gun” that proves anyone ordered the IRS to intentionally target Tea Party groups applying for non...
Outreach
One of the Right’s favorite martyrs, Dinesh D’Douchebag, apparently shares his thoughts on the unheralded benefits of slavery in his new book. “Did America owe something to the...
Party of No
Artist – Rob Rogers In other news, Wisconsin Republican state congressional candidate Karen Mueller warns us that, if we accept gay marriage, pretty soon sisters will be marrying each other...
Stephen Colbert’s Batshit Serious
Stephen Colbert has been given another excuse to talk about “Keith Ablowme” and Global Marijuana Mind Control. He doesn’t want to be a conspiracy theory guy but does that sound like...
Conspiracy Theory
You can give Dr. Ben Carson points for originality, I suppose. Typically when someone speaks of the coming New World Order, they point fingers at “the globalists” who are clearly...
WTF?
This is going to get a little weird. Oklahoma Republican primary candidate Timothy Ray Murray is not ready to concede the race to Representative Frank Lucas because he believes Lucas is a “body...
Ted Cruz Wants to Impeach a Fictional Attorney General
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) has introduced a resolution to impeach Attorney General Eric Holder over the fake IRS non-scandal, but the fictional person he describes doesn’t sound anything like...
Frivolous
Artist – Dave Granlund In other news, the Army says they have no evidence that Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl engaged in misconduct during the time he spent in enemy captivity. Meanwhile, the Supreme Court...
Outreach
According to Representative Louie Gohmert (R-TX) the real problem with immigrants is not that they’re taking our jobs, it’s that they have scabies, lice, and swine flu. “I asked...
Conspiracy Theory
Fox News contributor and supposed psychiatrist Keith Ablow is concerned that the World Cup is a secret Obama plot to distract us from, I don’t know, the fact that Fox News employs raving idiots...
House Republicans Go Full-On Stupid Over Missing Emails
As you’re probably aware by now, House Oversight Committee Chairman Darrell “Witch Hunt” Issa has launched a full-blown inquisition into emails belonging to Lois Lerner which were...
Political Footballs
Artist – Nick Anderson In other news, a man who is more batshit crazy than Pat Robertson and Bryan Fischer combined won the Republican primary for Colorado House District 15 yesterday. Meet...
UN: Detroit Water Cutoff Violates Human Rights, May Be Discriminatory
The people of Detroit reached out to the United Nations and the United Nations has responded by apparently condemning, in very serious terms, Detroit’s plan to shut off water for tens of...
The Revolution Has Been Delayed Far Too Long
Wingnut lawyer and leader of the movement to overthrow the president Larry Klayman has agreed to accept censure because he really needs to get back to the business of saving America from our...
John Boehner Wants to Sue the President for… Something
A spokesman for the speaker of the House has reportedly confirmed to The Hill that Boehner is considering a lawsuit against President Obama for signing executive orders. Just don’t ask which...
The Hate Vote
Artist – Bruce Plante In other news, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has found himself immersed in yet another scandal involving several bridges. Christie is accused of illegally pressuring...
Darrell Issa Believes Nefarious White House-IRS Cabal Has a Time Machine
House Oversight Committee Chairman Darrell Issa is certain that the White House and/or the senior brass of the IRS purposely or intentionally “lost” (and I put lost in scare quotes...