One of the key reasons — perhaps the biggest reason — the Iraqi government and the United States could not reach a consensus on a Status of Forces Agreement (SOFA) prior to our withdrawal...
Obama’s Fault
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Author - SK Ashby
Outreach
In addition to being a notorious comment troll, it has also become evident that Arizona schools superintendent John Huppenthal (R) has a measurable amount of contempt for a significant portion of his...
Eat Your Vegetables
Artist – Rob Rogers Who would Jesus arm? Pastor-bro Douche Mooneyham says you have no excuse to have missed his AR-15 raffle if you’re a “big boy” with “big balls...
Conspiracy Theory
Arizona state Senator Kelli Ward (R) is very concerned about Chemtrails, or at least her constituents are and she’s taking their concerns serious enough to hold a public hearing. State Sen...
Heads Up: God Will Destroy America Soon Because of Obamacare
American Family Association President Tim Wildmon says that, between gay rights and Obamacare, God already has plenty of excuses to destroy America, he’s just waiting for the right moment...
Idiot of the Day
Steve Stockman is a sitting representative of the United States who, when he’s not busy arming babies with guns so they won’t be aborted, is drafting legislation that would allow...
Former President Forgets He Was President
When asked if President Obama is a “fool” and a “traitor” on ABC’s This Week, former Vice President Dick “Dick” Cheney accused President Obama of creating a...
No News Like Bad News
Artist – David Horsey In other news, House Oversight Chairman Darrell Issa has a new scheme; he wants to trawl through the archives and garbage bins to find some dusty old hard drives that may...
Colbert Says Justice Has Been Served. Or Maybe Not.
Stephen Colbert joins Fox News in asking why it took so long to capture Ahmed Abu Khattala. Yes, we got our man! Justice has been served … is what they want us to think. But it’s going...
Conspiracy Theory
Ahmed Abu Khattala has seemingly confirmed that the attack on the American embassy in Benghazi was motivated, at least in part, by an anti-Islamic video, but Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI) is convinced...
GOP Senators Angry They Couldn’t Block Retrieval of American POW
A group of Republican senators are venting their frustration with Majority Leader Harry Reid for not allowing them to block the Obama administration from trading five Taliban prisoners for Sgt. Bowe...
Emails to Karl Rove Show Scott Walker Involved in a “Criminal Scheme”
It appears that the Wisconsin Club for Growth’s efforts to squash an investigation of Governor Scott Walker has backfired. The “John Doe investigation” of Walker is under review...
All For Nothing
Artist – John Cole In other news, Representative Kevin Cramer (R-ND) says he’s “not even sure” if discrimination is a real problem. No one has complained to him before, so it...
Sovereign Lunatic
Based on evidence gathered by the Southern Poverty Law Center, it appears that the man who shot a Bureau of Land Management (BLM) ranger and a California Highway Patrol officer over the weekend is...
Swing and a Miss
Remember the conservative white guy who changed his name so he would no longer be oppressed? Arizona congressional candidate Cesar Chavez, formerly known as Scott Fistler, has been kicked off the...
Beginning of the End?
The United States Patent and Trademark Office has canceled trademarks for the Washington professional football team. “The Trademark Trial and Appeal Board agreed with our clients that the...
True Religion
Artist – David Horsey In other news, President Obama has announced the creation of the world’s largest ocean preserve. Meanwhile, House Oversight Committee Chairman Darrell Issa is not...
Weak-Kneed
Today has been a diligent reminder that Republicans are deathly afraid of evil-doers and they’re also not big fans of due process. “If they bring him to the U.S., they will Mirandize this...
AFA: Sharia Law Would Be Better Than This America
The American Family Association’s Bryan Fischer and his callers are so fed up with all of this pornography business that they’re ready to embrace sharia law. After one of his callers told...
Conspiracy Theory
This afternoon the Obama administration announced the capture of Ahmed Abu Khattala, one of several men believed to have led the attack on the American embassy in Benghazi. That’s all well and...