During an interview with MSNBC host Richard Lui, Representative Jeff Miller (R-FL) said that he doesn’t believe humans are responsible for global warming because global warming killed the...
Author - SK Ashby
Dysfunction
Artist – Chan Lowe In other news, the Las Vegas terrorists Jerad and Amanda Miller reportedly had plans to occupy a courthouse and execute public officials according to the Las Vegas Review...
Palling Around With Domestic Terrorists
As you’re probably aware by now, Jerad and Amanda Miller went on a shooting spree over the weekend, executing two cops and one other before turning their guns on themselves. A lot of...
Outreach
Michigan Republicans have this whole outreach to women thing figured out. Their decoder rings told them that Glamour magazine is actually a Rosetta Stone for the female gender. @MIHouseGOP members...
John McCain Just Makin’ Shit Up
Republicans tell us the five men exchanged for Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl were rock stars of the Taliban; top dogs who may or may not bring about the end of the United States if given half a chance...
No Negotiation
Artist – Rob Rogers In other news, a self-proclaimed sovereign citizen armed with an assault rifle, bullet proof vest, pepper spray grenades, homemade spike strips, homemade smoke grenades and...
Credibility Problem
The new line at Fox News is that Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl became a loyal Jihadist during his time in enemy captivity, but the reports their story is based on have a very familiar credibility problem that...
Keep Gun and Carry On
It’s the “gunfight at the Golden Corral” on The Daily Show. The point is, working the overnight at 7-11 isn’t already fucked up enough that, somewhere between emptying out...
Bad Guy With Gun Stopped by Good Guy With Pepper Spray
The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun, right? Maybe not. SEATTLE (AP) — When a lone gunman armed with a shotgun at a small Seattle university stopped firing at...
Enemy Captivity
Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, Sylvia Mathews Burwell was confirmed today as the next secretary of Health and Human Services. She’ll now be in charge of the death panels, I presume...
Outreach
Meet the latest Fox News Contributor, a man who formed an anti-Hillary Clinton PAC whose acronym reads as “CUNT” complete with bold letters to ensure that you get the point. via Media...
Freeloader
We already knew that Nevada rancher and notorious racist Cliven Bundy owes the federal government over $1 million in grazing fees, but we what didn’t know is he owes more money than all other...
Report: Bergdahl Wandered Off Before and He Returned
Members of Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl’s squad say he simply walked off the base on the night of his capture. This unverifiable bit of information has been used by critics to say that he was a deserter...
Would a Traitor Try to Escape?
The picture painted by right wing media and former squad members of Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl is that of a man who willingly fled his post to join the other side. If that’s the case, why would he try...
AP: Prisoner Swap Kept Secret Over Death Threat
Congress has feigned outrage that they were not told of the prisoner swap before it occurred, but now we know that they were not told for a fairly straightforward reason. BREAKING: Officials:...
Bergdhazi
Is Sgt. Bowe Bergdhal, his release from enemy captivity, or the five prisoners released from Guantanamo Bay in exchange for him responsible for the 2012 attack on the American embassy in Benghazi...
Plan B
Artist – Chan Lowe In other news, famed hog slaughterer, Obamacare shooter, and Cobra cosplayer Joni Ernst won the Iowa Republican primary for U.S. Senate last night. Thanks, Mitt. Meanwhile...
Reminder: Congressional Republicans Love Gitmo, Want to Keep it Open
As recently as last month Congress voted, once again, to prohibit the president from closing the prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. During the early days of the Obama administration opposition to...
Shorter Fox News: Obama is a Terrorist Sympathizer
Why would President Obama exchange five prisoners held at Guantanamo Bay, who were going to be released anyway, for Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl? Fox & Friends has the answer. Fox News regular Keith Ablow...
Right Wing Cranks Harassing Bergdahl’s Hometown
Jane Drussel, the president of the Chamber of Commerce in Hailey, Idaho tells NBC news that they’ve been flooded with hateful and angry phone calls concerning Bowe Bergdahl. “Well, (I...