The National Rifle Association briefly sided against the psychotic members of Open Carry Texas who carried their long rifles into Chili’s, Sonic, and Chipotle, but now the organization has...
Author - SK Ashby
Conspiracy Theory
Is Ambassador Susan Rice secretly working for Al Qaeda? According to Iowa senator and secret border control agent Steve King, that seems to be the case. #Susan Rice lied 2 American people again...
Feeling Better Already
Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, Indiana Governor Mike Pence (R) says that preventing prison rape is far too costly and that his state will not comply with federal anti-rape guidelines. Some...
Desperate for Voter Fraud
The Republican party is so desperate to uncover voter fraud, they’re paying cash-money to find it. “The Alabama Republican Party is serious about stopping voter fraud,” Armistead...
Fox & Friends Hosts Are Ghouls
Here’s Fox & Friends host Brian Kilmeade saying that Bowe Bergdahl’s father ‘looks like the Taliban’ because he grew a beard. At 2:24 KILMEADE: “He says he was...
Rand Paul on Obamacare Idiocy: Me Too
Senator Mitch McConnell has found himself in the hot seat for suggesting that Kentucky’s healthcare exchange, known as Kynect, is somehow not directly tied to Obamacare and that they could...
Bergdhazi
According to the New York Times, meetings that members of the media have had with disgruntled members of Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl’s former platoon are being arranged by Republican strategists...
Hell And High Water
Artist – David Fitszimmons The Obama administration and the EPA revealed new rules today that will aggressively tackle carbon emissions to the extent that the executive branch can on its own...
“Disgusting and Disrespectful” Indeed
Open Carry Texas has decided that the National Rifle Association is too cute and cuddly for them. In response to the NRA’s statement on Friday criticizing Texas activists’ recent tactics...
Outreach
Failed Republican congressional candidate Scott Fistler apparently believes that changing his very white name to that of a Hispanic icon will garner him the votes he needs. After petitioning a state...
The Diabolical Liberal Media’s One Weird Trick To Make You Think About Guns
According to the National Rifle Association, describing a shooting as a “shooting” is some kind of nefarious media plot to trick you into thinking of a shooting as a “shooting...
Reince Priebus Doesn’t Know Much, But He Knows Hillary is Disqualified
While claiming that Benghazi left Hillary Clinton “disqualified” from running for president, RNC Chairman Reince Priebus admitted that he doesn’t actually know much about the former...
Conditional Surrender
Artist – Dave Granlund In other news, out of the 80 congressional candidates endorsed by national Tea Party groups during the 2014 election cycle, only 4 of them are women. Only two of them...
Unopposed
Bob Hall will be the next senator to represent North Texas because he is running completely unopposed by the state Democratic party. Bob hall is a certifiable lunatic. He doesn’t understand...
Darrell Issa Fails Again, Blames Others
It appears as though House leadership finally leaned on Darrell Issa and told him to cancel Secretary of State John Kerry’s appearance in front of the House Oversight Committee. If John Kerry...
‘Guns are for Hunting Politicians’ Says Micro-Phallused Plumber
I’m old enough to remember when the party line was that guns are for hunting and protecting your family against home invasions. According to Joe the Fraudulent Plumber, guns are for killing...
This Was No Accident
Joni Ernst, the Iowa congressional candidate who spends her time slaughtering hogs when she’s not ‘unloading’ on Obamacare, is sorry about Elliot Rogers’...
We’re Still Cleaning Up Bush’s Mess
Documents released by the VA inspector general show that, while the problems currently plaguing the Department of Veterans Affairs began in 1995 when incentives were created to reduce backlogs, it...
Welfare Flora
Artist – Jen Sorensen In other news, the Republican party of Texas has reportedly blocked the Log Cabin Republicans from having a booth at the state party convention next week. Meanwhile, I...
Just What We Need: More Faux News
Newsmax, which is more or less a more refined version of Fox Nation, is headed for television. And apparently Newsmax seeks to capture the “disenfranchised Baby Boomer” demographic. The...