A gay couple were told that they are not welcome at Big Earl’s Bait House and Country Store in Pittsburg, Texas because the restaurant doesn’t like fags. After eating breakfast at Big...
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With Heroes Like These, Who Needs Enemies?
I just don’t see the America Independent Party going very far with candidates like this. “The reason I’m excited to be here tonight is because Cliven Bundy is my hero,” said...
Self-Worth
Artist – Joel Pett Who is more embarrassing, Ted Cruz or Rand Paul? I can’t decide. On one hand, Ted Cruz is a blubbering fraud and on the other hand Rand Paul is a blubbering fraud...
What Could Go Wrong?
Italian gun manufacturer Beretta has some tips for you if you’re looking for an extremely stupid place to store your pistol. Together with the gun news website Guns.com, the manufacturer has...
Orrin Hatch Will Personally Amend The Constitution. Or Something.
If purveyor of Chinese-made goods Hobby Lobby isn’t allowed to discriminate against their female employees, Senator Orrin Hatch (R-UT) will personally cross the Red Sea. Hatch clearly sides...
Phil Robertson Will Tell GOP Leaders What He Knows About ‘The Negro’
Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson has been invited to address the Republican Leadership Conference on Thursday that will also be addressed by the likes of RNC Chairman Reince Priebus and Louisiana...
House GOP Demands More Spending…
…for deportations. House Republicans have formally rejected spending levels sought by President Obama that would have cut the Department of Homeland Security’s budget by 3 percent. Why...
A Poorly Regulated Militia
Artist – David Fitzsimmons In other news, climate change is now a more divisive issue than abortion or gun control according to a new poll. 83 percent of Democrats believe humans are...
Socialism
President Obama is apparently the world’s worst socialist tyrant as CEO pay has reached another milestone. The median CEO pay package hit $10.5 million last year, according to the Associated...
The Chinese Government Thanks You, Edward Snowden
Last week the Department of Justice charged a team of Chinese hackers with hacking into American companies to steal technology and trade secrets. The Chinese government has now responded by citing...
Asshole of the Day
Joe the Unlicensed Plumber is sorry about your dead kids but, actually, no he’s not sorry at all. Wurzelbacher: “It’s a tragedy. I am sorry you lost your child. I myself have a son...
Brain Damage
Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) warns us that Democrats are trying to repeal the First Amendment. Who told him? Meanwhile, World Net Daily is offering up tips on our...
Boehner: We Can’t Do Immigration Reform Because Obamacare
When pressed by Fusion’s Jorge Ramos yesterday, Speaker of the House John Boehner said he can’t bring immigration reform to the floor because something something Obamacare. Boehner said...
Virginia GOPer Rants About “Sodomy Marriage”
Virginia Delegate Bob Marshall (R) apparently thinks he has a tighter grasp of the law than the attorney general of Virginia, the United States Supreme Court, and numerous federal judges across the...
The Establishment
Artist – Rob Rogers In other news, the Southern Poverty Law Center has identified 96(!) Alabama school systems that are violating federal law by preventing immigrant children from enrolling...
Congress Votes Against Closing Gitmo. Again. And Again
Around this time every year the subject of Guantanamo Bay comes up and every year since President Obama took office Congress has voted against closing the prison. This year is no different. The...
Keepin’ it Classy
Texas gubernatorial candidate Wendy Davis (D) was greeted by these posters outside a fundraiser in Los Angeles this morning. You may not notice it at first — in fact I didn’t until I did...
Darrell Issa Thinks He’s Still Running The Show, Is Still Failing
House Oversight Chairman Darrell Issa has more or less been handed his hat by House leadership, but he’s still conducting himself as if Benghazi is his divine conquest. After reading the latest...
Outreach
Republicans in Colorado are apparently under the belief that women would have no interest in watching a gubernatorial debate without a demeaning gimmick. At the start of the “Women and...
Fake Patriots
Artist – Jeffrey Boyer As it turns out, the men who carried their rifles into a Chipotle restaurant and prompted the chain to ban weapons from its franchise locations belong to a group called...