The League of the South, a neo-confederate hate group, is outraged that their “SECEDE” billboard was taken down. After the sign was put up on Friday, advertisers threatened to stop doing...
Have You No Decency?
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Let’s Be Clear
Just to make sure there was no confusion in his remarks, Florida State Representative Charles Van Zant (R) reiterated today that Common Core is going to make your children “as homosexual as...
Laughs For Days
So Elijah Cummings graduated to the select #Benghazi committee. But Issa did not. — David Corn (@DavidCornDC) May 21, 2014 The 5 Democrats who will sit on the Select Solyndra IRS Committee to...
Outreach
We’ve already discussed how House Republicans want to insert waivers for healthy school lunch standards into the upcoming agricultural appropriations bill, but apparently that’s not even...
We Want Answers
Artist – Steve Sack In other news, a federal judge ruled today that Pennsylvania’s ban on same-sex marriage also violates the Equal Protection Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment and is...
Delusions of Grandeur
Anchorage mayor and candidate for lieutenant governor Dan Sullivan is ready to become a martyr for the cause. What cause is that? Drilling for oil in a wildlife refuge. And as a fourth-generation...
Hannity Has Some Ideas About Executing People
Fox News host Sean Hannity can’t fathom how anyone could botch an execution. If you’re having trouble with your executions, you should hire an expert executioner like Mister Hannity. Fox...
D’Souza Pleads Guilty, Distracts From Benghazi
Although he spent the last several months claiming that he was somehow being framed or singled out by the Obama administration for being a vocal critic, D’ouche plead guilty today. “I...
The Death Panel
Artist – Rob Rogers In other news, a federal judge ruled today that Oregon’s ban on same-sex marriage violates the Equal Protection Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment and is...
House GOP Targets School Menus
What’s the last serious issue House Republicans tackled? I honestly can’t recall myself, but I’m sure they would tell this is very serious. House Republicans are moving to grant...
Conspiracy Theory
Florida State Representative Charles Van Zant (R) regrets to inform you, but Common Core education is totally going to make your children super gay. Speaking at the “Operation Education...
Jindal: Fight to Repeal Obamacare is Like The Moon Landing
In an impassioned plea to his party to carry on the fight against Obamacare, Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal managed to make affordable healthcare abolitionists look even more stupid. “But even...
Opportunity
Artist – Clay Bennett In other news, Obamacare is working so well that free clinics are closing because everyone’s covered. Meanwhile, if you were thinking about visiting the town of...
Colbert on Karl Rove’s “Shit For Brains”
Stephen Colbert’s take on Karl Rove, Hillary, and the media is brilliant. Some people are saying he’s just yanking these stories about Hillary’s health right out of his ass but...
You’re Doing it Wrong
Over at the The Hill they call this the GOP’s “new immigration weapon” but I’m not so sure that’s an appropriate moniker. If the goal is to convince Latino voters that...
Calamity
Artist – Nick Anderson Mother Jones has an incredibly disturbing story about the treatment of women who support gun control by pro-gun lunatics who also happen to be raging, misogynistic...
Why Does Darrell Issa Hate America?
As expected, Grand Dragon and House Oversight Chairman Darrell Issa has reissued his subpoena of Secretary of State John Kerry and he decided to disparage the name of the State Department and...
Self-Parody
Congressional candidate and Montana state Senator Matt Rosendale (R) really hates drones, but not as much as he hates speed limits. Not even 60 seconds into an interview on Tea Party Express’...
Colbert on Climate Change: “F**k It”
The Word from Stephen Colbert is “fuck it.” Fuck it. Unstoppable melting! It’s out of our hands now. I mean what a relief. I didn’t think it would happen but we finally ran...
Wait, What?
You can file this under things I didn’t expect to see today, and for good reason. From the Associated Press NEW YORK (AP) — In a field that featured superstars such as Veronica Roth, Rick...