Artist – Kevin Siers In other news, the family of Cliven Bundy is reportedly planning to file a complaint with the local sheriffs’s office against the Bureau of Land Management for this:...
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It Was Obama in Benghazi With The Candlestick
The Three Stooges are demanding to know where President Obama was on the night of the Benghazi attack. Three Republican senators on Friday wrote to President Obama demanding he reveal where he was...
U.S. Hiring Surges, Distracts From Benghazi
Hiring surged during the month of April according to the Labor Department. via Bloomberg The 288,000 gain in employment was the biggest since January 2012 and followed a 203,000 increase the prior...
The Select Solyndra IRS Committee to Investigate The Benghazi ACORN Birth Certificate
John Boehner indicated today that he will push to form a special committee to investigate Benghazi two years after the fact. House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) intends to form a select committee to...
Darrell Issa Announces He’ll Keep F*cking That Chicken
House Oversight Chairman Darrell “Witch Hunt” Issa has subpoenaed Secretary of State John Kerry to testify about something that happened before he took office. Issa will fuck the chicken...
A Thing of the Past
Artist – Tim Eagan In other news, the Department of Education has released the names of 55 colleges and universities under investigation for their handling of sexual assault cases. Meanwhile...
Ironically Named Rep Ponders Gay Sex and Garbage Trucks
As South Dakota faces challenges to its ban on same-sex marriage, state Representative Steve Hickey (R) ponders if the jury is still out on gay sex. “I’m asking the doctors who practice...
Out of Control Spending
No, really. Fiscal conservative and infamous teacher bully Governor Chris Christie has reportedly been using state-owned helicopters almost every three days over the past year. New Jersey Governor...
Fox News Gets It Wrong “All The Time”
Fox & Friends hosts responded to Scientific American editor Michael Moyer this morning and while their response was predictable, I’m impressed Steve Doocy was able to say this with a...
Rising Tide
Artist – Tim Eagan In other news, fake poverty warrior Paul Ryan has refused not once but twice in the past year to allow Witnesses to Hunger to testify as his fake poverty hearings. Meanwhile...
Rep. Chris Stewart (R-UT) is an Irresponsible Lunatic
By now you’ve probably heard of the wingnut Bundy militia still roaming rural Nevada and setting up check points. Responsible people would like them to see them disperse and go home, but...
It All Began With Benghazi… And Donald Sterling
You knew this was coming at some point. Former congressman Allen West (R-FL) has found a way to link Donald Sterling to Benghazi and the fake IRS scandal. WEST: “Donald Sterling’s...
No Science Allowed
This shouldn’t be funny but I can’t stop laughing. Michael Moyer, an editor with Scientific American magazine, appeared on Fox & Friends this morning and he was specifically told he...
Rick Perry is Doomed
Here comes the Rick Perry landslide! Never forget. Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading →...
First Firearm Church
Artist – Chan Lowe In other news, the Supreme Court ruled today that the Environmental Protection Agency has a right to regulate pollution that crosses from one state into another. Not...
GOP Senate Candidates: We’ll Block Nominees Who Aren’t Sufficiently Crazy
Out of the four Republicans running for the contested Senate seat in Iowa, three of them would block any judicial nominee that isn’t a Jesus Freak. The Iowa-based Religious Right group The...
Who Would Jesus Donate To?
Mark Harris, a Republican running for a Senate seat in North Carolina, has allegedly received funds from collection plates at local churches. The question has arisen in light of a new video showing...
BFD: Federal Judge Rules Wisconsin Voter ID Law Unconstitutional
This is a significant ruling because the law doesn’t only violate the Voting Rights Act; it also violates the Fourteenth Amendment according to Judge Lynn Adelman. From the Associated Press U.S...
What Could Go Wrong? This.
A man opened fire at a FedEx distribution center in suburban Atlanta this morning, injuring six before killing himself. What makes this particular mass shooting unique is its location. via...
Compelling Points
Artist – Tom Stiglich In other news, racist rancher Cliven Bundy wants you to know that he’s simply standing up to the federal government just like Rosa Parks. Cliven may want to brush up...