Former Arizona Sheriff Richard Mack, one of the militiamen who showed up in Nevada to defend Cliven Bundy, told Fox News that they were planning to use women as human shields if fighting broke out...
Author - SK Ashby
Outreach
Is the Civil Rights Act unconstitutional? Did we make a mistake by passing it? When asked that question by an African American constituent, Ted Yoho (R-FL) could only say that he isn’t sure...
The Ranch is Mine
Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, the Manhattan District Attorney has reportedly opened an investigation into Governor Chris Christie’s office. I believe this marks 4 concurrent...
Rand Paul Contorts Himself On Immigration, Jeb Bush
If you can read this without laughing you’re probably not yet as jaded and cynical as I am. Rand Paul (R-LibertyLand) says Jeb Bush should have been more “artful” when he said...
Deficit Falls for a Fifth Year in a Row
According to the Congressional Budget Office, the federal budget deficit for 2014 will be nearly $200 billion less than 2013, falling from $680 billion to $492 billion thanks in part to record tax...
Mike Huckabee Not Sure if the US is More Free Than North Korea
Mike Huckabee isn’t sure who enjoys more freedom today; North Korea or the United States. “Freedom of speech in this country, that for which the men grabbed their muskets off the mantel...
Jewish Center Shooter’s Associates Include MLK March Bomber, North Dakota Supremacist
Frazier Glenn Miller, the 73-year old white nationalist who opened fire at a Jewish community center before yelling “Heil Hitler” in Kansas City, Missouri yesterday, was close associates...
National Blade Association
Artist – Clay Bennett In other news, the Pennsylvania teenager who went on a stabbing spree at his high school, injuring 21 students and staff, has been charged with 4 counts of attempted...
The Daily Show vs NCAA
This may be my favorite thing of the week. Some of the players integral to the NCAA tournament do not have enough money to eat, but I guess that’s the price you pay to be involved in a...
The Miami-Dade County Elections Department Are Dicks
The fact that you will no longer be able to use the bathroom at polling precincts in Miami-Dade County is not as amazing to me as the reason why. After a disability rights lawyer asked the county...
Intervention
Artist – Pat Baglety In other news, Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius announced today that Obamacare enrollment has reached 7.5 million, meaning at least 400,000 additional...
Scott Brown Chooses Freedumb
The Associated Press obtained excerpts from Scott Brown’s announcement that he will formally enter the Senate race in New Hampshire and apparently someone told him this would be a winning...
Conspiracy Theory
Michele Bachmann, who unfortunately is still a sitting member Congress, alleges that Hillary Clinton has “bought and paid for” testimony on Benghazi that contradicts Bachmann’s own...
Champions of Civil Rights, Except For Those People
Our Party is a champion of civil rights. Founded by abolitionists & today leading the fight for educational access. #CivilRightsSummit — Reince Priebus (@Reince) April 10, 2014 Reince...
Florida GOP: Let’s Arm Everyone During Riots
Here’s an idea: let’s get as many guns as possible out on the street during a riot or natural disaster. Florida lawmakers are apparently very keen on that idea. HB 209, which is expected...
April Madness
Artist – Adamn Zyglis In other news, former senator and Heritage Foundation chief Jim DeMint has less knowledge of the constitution and slavery than your average elementary school student. Ole...
Mike Lee Fears Cable Merger For Dubious Reasons
Typically I wouldn’t advocate looking a gift horse in the mouth, but this is laughable. Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) is concerned about the possible merger of Time Warner Cable and Comcast just as...
What Could Go Wrong?
The Tennessee Senate has decided that gun safety training is just a nuisance and a distraction from Benghazi exercising your god-given Second Amendment rights. The Tennessee Senate voted by a wide...
Bob Quast Will “Blow Your Balls Off”
This is a real thing that exists, produced by Iowa Independent Senate candidate Bob Quast. If you are the sexual predator and sociopath who murdered my sister Lynette and you come to my front door to...
Outreach
Senate Republicans, led by Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY), have successfully filibustered a debate on the Paycheck Fairness Act. The motion to proceed to the Paycheck Fairness Act received 53...