Are you a woman? Are you planning a girls’ night out? Do you like to drink? Alaska state Senator Pete Kelly (R) wants to put pregnancy tests in bars to ensure that women don’t binge drink...
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Econ. for Suckers
Artist – Joel Pett In other news, the House Ethics Committee has revealed that it has evidence Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-WA) misused official funds for her campaign to become the House...
Jon Stewart on CNN’s Flight 370 Coverage
He’s right. They did go lower. HLN brought in a psychic the very next day. You’re telling them what a plane looks like? Did you forget who watches CNN? You could just tell 90 percent of...
Dan Snyder Attended the GOP School for Outreach
Washington D.C. professional football team owner Dan Snyder has apparently concluded that establishing an outreach campaign with a racial slur in its title is a good way to bring people over to his...
The Liberty Tax That Wasn’t
On Friday Matt Drudge took to Twitter to claim that he had just paid his Obamacare “LIBERTY TAX” penalty for not purchasing insurance. Many, including myself, pointed out that Matt Drudge...
Black Hole Fraud
Artist – Jen Sorensen In other news, lawmakers in Kansas are considering a bill that would require doctors to inform the state when their patients suffer a miscarriage. Conservative lawmakers...
Shocker: Christie Lawyers say Christie is Innocent
Good news for Chris Christie. Lawyers hired by the governor have concluded that he is innocent. From the New York Times: Now, after 70 interviews and at least $1 million in legal fees to be paid by...
Report: Bill O’Reilly’s Ego Seen From Space
Bill O’Reilly isn’t comparing himself to Jesus, except when he is. O’REILLY: “The O’Reilly haters are pretty much the people that have no idea what I do. And I like that...
Outreach
The finance co-chair of Florida Governor Rick Scott’s reelection campaign, billionaire Latino Mike Fernandez, has resigned from the campaign because Scott’s staffers just can’t keep...
The Real Culprit
Artist – Matt Bors In other news, Duke Energy has been caught intentionally dumping 61 million gallons of coal ash into the Cape Fear River. That must be very comforting to customers whose high...
John Oliver on the GOP’s Hipster Ad
Former Daily Show comedian John Oliver is taking on the GOP’s cringe-inducing, ridiculous hipster millennial pitch and I can’t stop laughing. Oliver released these clips from his upcoming...
Matt Drudge is a Lying Liar
There’s a shocking headline if there ever was one. Just paid the Obamacare penalty for not 'getting covered'… I'M CALLING IT A LIBERTY TAX! — MATT DRUDGE (@DRUDGE) March 21, 2014...
Fox News: Flight 370 is Like Benghazi, It’s Also a Distraction From Benghazi
Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. 1:05 TANTAROS: Watching the footage of that Malaysian women being played over and over last night, it’s just so sad. But think how long it took for them to get this...
Catch Them While They’re Young
When I was a kid we went on field trips to museums or the actor’s theater. Kids in Pueblo County, Colorado are going on field trips to a god damn shooting range. A Pueblo County, Colo. middle...
How Low Can We Go?
When I shared this cartoon last night, it was intended as a joke; I didn’t actually expect a news network to go there. On Thursday night, HLN invited a psychic to discuss what she think may...
Breaking Guess
Just in — Obama to blame Artist – Bruce Plante In other news, Boss Limbaugh disagrees with his minions in the House of Representatives. He says we don’t need a women’s history...
How Michigan Lawmakers Bankrupted Their Own Cities
Cities in the state of Michigan, especially likes of Detroit and Flint, are typically held up as beacons of mismanagement or corruption, but they didn’t arrive at their current predicament on...
Boehner: States Helping Poor People Are “Cheating”
After House Republicans finally managed to cut food stamps, something they desperately sought for over a year, some states responded by increasing heating assistance for SNAP recipients to counter...
“You Said What You Meant”
I love this. Watch House Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan (R-WI) get confronted by one of his constituents at a town hall meeting who told him his comments were “code word for black.”...
Blather News Network
Artist – Nick Anderson Seven McDonald’s franchise locations in New York have settled with employees who sued the local establishments for wage theft. The seven locations will pay the...