Sure, secret border control agent Steve King’s “calves the size of cantaloupes” routine may have ruffled a few feathers at the time but, according to King, he was absolutely right...
Outreach: Steve King Edition
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Tell Us How You Really Feel
“I’ll commit suicide before I vote on a clean minimum-wage bill.” -House Republican Conference Chairman John Boehner, April 1996 Have Speaker Boehner’s views evolved since the...
Darrell Issa is a Lying Liar
House Oversight Chairman Darrell “Witch Hunt” Issa crawled out from under the bridge and trotted out a conspiracy theory at a fundraiser earlier this week which has been thoroughly...
Arizona House Passes Jim Crow for Gays Bill
Arizona’s Jim Crow for Gays law passed the Arizona House last night, clearing the final hurdle before heading to Governor Jan Brewer’s desk for a signature. From the Associated Press The...
Swap Meet
Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, the office of Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is apparently overflowing with racists who have nightmares about being a “negro.” Get it? ACORN nut...
Nullification in Idaho
It’s been a while since we’ve seen an amusing attempt to unilaterally subvert the federal government, hasn’t it? In this case, Idaho Republicans are arguing that the Supremacy...
That Doesn’t Mean What You Think It Means
Republicans apparently have no idea what the words discrimination and segregation mean if recent events are any indication. While lawmakers in Kansas and Arizona have claimed that their Jim Crow...
Here’s a Great Idea: Utah Rep Wants to Increase CO2
According to Utah state Representative Jerry Anderson (R), what the planet needs right now is more carbon dioxide, not less, and Anderson has introduced a bill aimed at boosting it. Anderson’s...
Jim Crow for Gays in Arizona
Kansas isn’t the only state moving ahead with Jim Crow-style laws for gay people. The Arizona Senate has passed a similar bill that would allow business owners to refuse service to gay people...
Big Tent Party
Artist – Clay Bennett Texas gubernatorial candidate Greg Abbott campaigned with Ted “Obama should suck on my machine gun” Nugent yesterday. How’s that outreach campaign going...
Idiot Quote of the Day
CNN Joseph Goebbells Saul Alinsky propaganda ministry mongrels — Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) February 19, 2014 What? Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue...
Sorry About the Explosion, Your Next Slice is On Us
To make it up to you, we’re offering a free pizza. Last Tuesday, the residents of the small rural community of Bobtown in the far southwestern corner of Pennsylvania woke up to a horrible shock...
They Aren’t Hiding It
Following up on the earlier story about kicking 96,000 people off of Medicaid; Arkansas state Representative Nate Bell (R) introduced an amendment to the appropriations bill (the bill did not pass)...
Heritage
Georgia state officials have approved a new licence plate featuring a confederate flag that covers the entire plate. Because its our heritage. From the Associated Press The Georgia division of the...
The Voices in Gohmert’s Head PAC
St. Louie of Gohmert is establishing his own arch conservative political action committee because the Senate Conservatives Fund just isn’t getting the job done anymore. Gohmert told the The...
Obama’s Fault
If you like your plan you can’t keep it. Lawmakers and angry residents will almost certainly blame the president for this, but let it be known that Republican holdouts in the Arkansas state...
Science Learnin’
Artist – David Horsey In related news, a snow plow driver had a gun pointed in his face outside Pittsburgh today because he had the audacity to plow snow from a driveway into a yard as people...
Shocker: Ted Cruz Gets It Completely Wrong On Marriage
Senator Ted Cruz has introduced an unconstitutional anti-gay marriage amendment and his rationale for doing so couldn’t be more ass-backwards. Amid a wave of court decisions striking down anti...
Rand Paul Stupidly Plagiarized His Stupid Lawsuit
Ken Cuccinelli seemingly had no idea what he was talking about when he and Rand Paul unveiled their sham lawsuit against the Obama administration yesterday, and it turns out there’s a good...
Bernie Herpin is a Sociopath
Colorado state Senator Bernie Herpin (R) says it may be a good thing that Aurora theater shooter James Holmes used a 100-round magazine because it malfunctioned before he could finish annihilating...